The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death

Well that's 86 minutes of my life I will never get back. Worst film I have ever seen. The acting was terrible, script was pathetic the sound was horrendous the effects cor blimey. Don't even bother reading the synopsis. I know there are B rated movies but this is worse than a Z rated movie. I cannot believe this is actually the second one. I mean really!!!! Who in their right mind would think this would make any money. Total utter trash. Save yourself the pain and don't watch it cause You will just regret it. Worst £7 I have ever spent. Never get that back either. My advice go and watch Jurassic Shark cause even that is better than this Movie and that is saying something.

An awful movie with astoundingly horrible acting from start to finish. The dialog was insincere,corny,and at times so long winded I wanted to kill the actors and script writers myself and save the spooks the effort,don't even get me started on the rancid music score. Special effects were something any 3rd grader could produce and fourth graders would pour scorn on,if you could even call them special effects. The constant mispronunciation of the word 'OUIJA' was just pathetic and for myself infuriating as it happened in one scene so many times I kept hoping the ground would open up and send them all to hell for sheer stupidity. All in all a horrendous movie with absolutely no redeeming features.

It's shame we can't give minus points in reviews as this dross doesn't deserve to be in positive figures. There is no apparent plot, the acting isn't even Porno standard and I've seen scarier pornos than this repulsive, cretinous nonsense. This film wouldn't even get a positive score in a remedial film school test it is that dire. Shame really as the first film is a fairly reasonable, watch-able effort undeserving of this hideous dross as a sequel. Utter underpants but underpants are of some benefit, this film serves no purpose at all. Pointless nonsense. All involved should hang their heads in utter shame, and apologise to the horror community en masse.

So, it starts off with the original cast promoting the film "The Ouija Experiment" in a theatre. You learn pretty quickly that the cast don't have much going personality wise. Swisyzinna is some kind of control freak or "professional", who feels the need to make sure everyone is in check and everything is going to go to plan. Justin is just there for the lols. Eric is a wanna-be playboy. There's no real further depth into their characters, and that includes the antagonists.

They must spend about two minutes, if that, on the Ouija board before everyone starts dying off, somehow un-noticed. The CGI graphics for the ghost (ghosts?) are horrendous, relying on the hopes to make you jump in order to get a scare in. I'm naturally a scaredy-cat, enjoying and hating horror stories at the same time. But this film couldn't even make me jump. It was an absolute waste of time, with worse acting then most school-kids would do.

I watched the first Ouija Experiment which, while not amazing, was decent enough to sit through. So, I decided to try this one.

Acting was terrible. Plot was terrible. Film was terrible. Waste of time, waste of effort, waste of money. It was terrible. I would say terrible is an understatement.

I watched the first film, and while it wasn't good, it wasn't awful, either. Their bit about Oujia boards was complete garbage, but it was mildly entertaining. This film, we lose any charisma the characters might have had in the first film, stripping them of any personality and leaving only the most annoying traits of the character archetype they represent. One thing I have to mention, why did the 'actor' Eric Window have the comb in his hair during the movie? It was so incredibly annoying. Anytime he was on screen, I could only stare at the comb and wish for his character's bloody and painful death. I say 'actor' because there was no acting in this film. Calling it acting is an insult to high school plays everywhere. The actor who played the friend of the girl who wins tickets is so painfully bad I hope this was just a lark for him and not a potential career. There isn't anything scary, the script is an embarrassment, and the performances were so bad, you have to hope it was intentional. If you liked any of the characters in the first movie, just wait, you will hate them in minutes of starting this film. Horror movies are often lacking in several ways, so I tend to review them on a more lenient scale. One star for this movie is as generous as I can get. While I wouldn't necessarily recommend the first, as it also had some secondary actors (the expert on the Ouija board is pretty cringe-worthy) lacking skill, the main characters were okay, if not the most likable people in the world, I definitely wouldn't recommend this addition. It does not have any redeeming qualities. Sometimes, you can survive a bad horror movie by making a drinking game out of it. Unless you want liver failure, you can't even try it with this movie. Maybe I am being too critical, but if you put a product into the market with such low quality and no pretense of an effort, I have trouble being diplomatic. I hope no one associated with this movie continues in this field. Horror movies generally are lower budget, which means creativity and ingenuity are essential, and this movie had neither.