Mastizaade

After watching this movie for one and a half hour, I just wanted to do one thing; break the screen. Yaakkh. eew. Shame on bollywood and Indian censor board that allow such kind of a rubbish. 3rd class comedy, bulls*it story, and 18+ vulgarity. I was shocked to see they have made a contempt and insulted Prophet Adam and Eve by some shameful false story. Bollywood is now at the time where it tries to own fame on disrespecting other religions. I know in India there will be not even a single protest against it. Shame on you people: Milap Milan Zaveri, Pritish Nandy,Rangita Pritish Nandy, Mushtaq Sheikh, Milap Zaveri, Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sanjay F Gupta, Nitin Rokade, PNC Productions, Panorama Studios, Pen India Limited. You people aren't into this job. You can't make movies. Just go and insult other religions, that's what you are good at.

This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for this movie......well, i don't want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. This is the worst kind of comedy!!

Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade too would barely make me chuckle.

I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for the movie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i could think of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.

The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone.....u can like her or love her, but u just can't hate her. Even with her terrible acting, this bombshell of a woman just can't be overlooked.

The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup's (don't judge me i'm just a guy....programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractive ones from the opposite sex)

In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had the misfortune of watching it, you have my condolences

Movies like this are the fact that actor and actress play role like these played in this movie, they just want money, fame and nothing.

These kind of movies are the shame for Film industry. Why they don't accept this fact that people don't want these types of movies. And still people respect the type of actor/actresses play role in movies like this. It's a shame for the whole Indian cinema that these types of movies get license very easily.

I know that we are living in the society where everybody everyone has their full rights to live their own life their own way, but this type of movies effect other people lives, their children lifestyle and more. Please it's a request to the people that you should also care for other people rights.

What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn't remotely funny!

Well, I'm not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture and whatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more than that I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.

This movie...! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplating leaving but my friends insisted that we stay.

This is a movie about 2 sex addicts....Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn't have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn't stop there. By the time the movie ends, you've already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can't act for sh*t! Sunny... pls don't get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you're left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!

The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we've already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn't even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.

But that's all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there's no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!

I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview... But that doesn't mean I'm going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like you've just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.

Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)