Sex Guaranteed

Shocked. Not bad at all. Was a decent movie. My kind of party.

The movie lives up to its title, but you have to wait till the end for any SEX! In the hands of a better scriptwriter or less hands in the cookie jar this could have been really great. Instead it is silly and too many needless diversions to stand above the crowd. I was going to give it 4 stars, but it is better than that Watch at your own discretion.

They filmed the entire movie with a dirty lens and a smudge in the middle. how does that happen??

Ha well that was a surprise. I very nearly avoided this film because comedy in films usually misses my antenna. I sometimes wonder if reviewers are watching a different film to the one I was watching, when I read their glowing reports.

That's not to say this one is full of laughs, in fact I never laughed at all, smiled a few times but that was about it.

However I watched the thing to the end, even read the credits so that's a good sign. It's one of those films you can come home too and watch while you are eating your dinner and not miss anything. If I was a girl I would probably say it was sweet, not the dinner, the film. There is no sex in this one despite the title, so don't watch if you are after tits and bums, the 3 main actors were good Dorf, Damon, and Bella Dayne, umm she's a little cutie I would gladly pay $1000 if I was rich. So 7/10 from me and well worth a butchers at if you get a chance

There's no way this needs 600 characters I hate that requirement! Anyway this about helping a guy that's had a lot of bad luck or at least believes that his private area has cursed him and he's quite negative throughout the movie. The acting, dialogue and some of it is ridiculous but it's entertaining enough. The main cast is one of the best things but the bulk is a mess, way to much is negative. One of few times I understand the ratings, Sex Guaranteed is barely a Guarantee it only has a few sweetness especially with Zade she's lovely. Stephen Dorff is wonderful, him and Zade save the movie from being a total train wreck I wanted to like it more this is one of the worst comedies out there!