Calvin: [after receiving tragic news] These kids like killing each other! They like that shit! Man, this is the fuckin' Southside. This "cease fire" shit is over!
Dante: What them white girls want? They lost? Did you go "awesome", they like when you go "awesooome!"
Eddie: [about J.D's Gangsta Grub logo] Who the hell is this? Mike Tyson?
J.D.: Every delicious piece of beef, helps keep a bullet off the street!
Terri: [while taking her wedding picture with Calvin] Thanks for introducing me to Rashad.
Jalen: [getting his haircut] I'm real proud of you dad.
Draya: This hair and this booty? It's like walking around with a black Amex... and I never get denied.
Calvin: Welcome to Calvin's. If you like it, you pay. If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway.
Calvin: [voice over] This is the town I love, a neighborhood of family and friends. And right here at the heart of it all is where everyone comes together: the barbershop.
Calvin: [voice over] In every neighborhood there's a place folks gets together to talk about their dreams, to share their frustrations, and maybe even tell a joke or two. It's a home away from home, and these aren't just friends, they're family.
Jalen: You know I didn't mean what I said earlier, you've always be there for me for everything and I appreciate it, love you dad.
Calvin: Love you too. Always gonna be my guy, I swear. All right let's see how we can hook you up here, yeah, ok. Now listen I hear about anything I'm snatching you right up out of there you hear me.
Calvin: You don't wanna rock your dread's like that man, now if you end up on the Bull's, your daddy got to go everywhere with you I'm gonna be the team barber.
Calvin: Alright. H93, you ain't comb your hair in six month's it's a little nappy down there. All kind of cucabuds back there, Beebees you gonna be all right. Yeah that's it.
Jalen: Oh, looks fresh. I'm getting all the shorties at school now.
Calvin: Now you look like my son again, now you can sweep up the hair.
Calvin: [to Jay] Jay look at me come back in an hour, come back in an hour I'll take care of your Bill.