Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas

The only reason I watched the entire movie was because I wanted to know how bad it could get. The story started out as mildly interesting but soon descended into absurdity. The writing is amateurish at best. I will give credit to the actors for trying to make the best of a horrible movie. I appreciate their commitment. Not even the greatest actors in history could make this movie into anything good. For many actors, you take what work you can get, but it's hard to make movie magic when the characters are written to be void of any sort of depth or are so contradictory. If you want a perfect case study of lame plot development, this is one to watch.

I haven't a clue why some people are giving it a 10/10 but this movie doesn't have have a 5/10 story to tell, and acting is equally terrible. The absurdities in it could be best compared to a 90's telenovela, but even less believable with even worse acting, since some telenovelas can be wildly entertaining.

Credit where credit is due though, this one did start out mildly interesting, which is why I gave it a 3 and not a 1. And that is its whole purpose, it wants to get you hooked so that you go and finish the whole thing, which ends up being around 95 minutes or so. But then the more you watch, the dumber it gets. Like, they really don't understand the concept of moderation. It was weird.

For starters this is the worst script writing and acting I have ever seen in my entire life.

For seconds the website that hosts this site just takes one wrong click to share your data in a hell of a lot of places.

In fairness. 3 of them - the main couple and the grandad could probably act ok if given a better script. I think they did OK considering the total mess they were given.

There is hope for the scriptwriters too. Bioware probably has a job lined up for them ready to ruin something, they'd be perfect for the role.

Do yourself a favour and ignore any reviews above 1/10. It's pretty much the worst thing you'll ever watch. It's not a case of difference of opinion, it's a case of the high ratings are people outright trolling.

This is by far the most exhilarating and gripping movie I have ever seen. It's as if you combined The Godfather with James Bond and Passion of the Christ. The raw emotion and edge-of-your-seat plot lines truly make this a can't miss film.

Just kidding. This is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's so bad that it's good. It's Plan 9 From Outer Space, but in 2025. I feel so bad for the camera people and anyone that had to work on this train wreck of a movie. I'm mad at myself for watching a Facebook reel and then searching for the film online. This movie was made for people who aren't actually watching the screen.

They hooked me with a short clip, but I kept watching because I couldn't believe how bad it is. A middle school rendition of Secret Garden would blow the writing and acting out of the water. If this wasn't written by an actual crazy billionaire who only knew about the concept of a movie I would be shocked. No one talks or acts like a human or seems to do normal human activities at any time and somehow the whole thing was in portrait mode. Honest to heck it feels like a grade school power fantasy fan fic that somehow got enough money together to make a film. Honestly one star is being generous.