What did I just watch?!
Let's start with a positive.... What an awesome thumbnail! That's what got me to tune in. Bravo!
I knew exactly what I was getting into. A sub-million budget ero thriller. I was hoping for an easy view while I did some desk work. You know... half listen in to a simple story, then turn my head to watch during nudie scenes.
Except a lot of the nudity seems cut out. ???
For example, a woman distracts a man by lifting her top, but there's a cut away pre-boobs. Man & woman about to have sex but scene ends with a cut away. Two chicks about to make out, but you guessed it, cut away before lip touch.
It's really disappointing. The titillation is the point of these movies. You want to watch Game of Hearts for some innocent fun, but too much of "the good stuff" is not there. What's really weird is that there are a couple of nude sex scenes (but very short), a hot lesbian session, and a few women that lost their tops. But there should have been more. Too much was Not shown. That's it for the negative....
The "story" is epic! I have no idea what anything was about!! No seriously. Like I stated at the beginning , I wasn't exactly watching for the story. The are flashbacks and dream sequences. They happen often and so suddenly that you are confused most of the time. The are 3 separate stories. Tons of girls were introduced because of a sex party. Most of the girls had nothing going on and they didn't give much Action. Then there was a private eye story. The PI had some fun lines and got the girl, but his part was meaningless. Then there was the crazy random love story... The stories were littered with continuity errors and factual inconsistencies (drinking grape soda while holding a Pepsi). And the characters had a nebulous connection AT BEST. I have a feeling this written as it was filmed and production needed more film length. So they they just kept adding.
So many characters , flashbacks, cutaways, unrelated stories... I had no idea what was going on! How do you get confused watching a low budget, erotic thriller that's an hour long? But by the end my confusion turned into joy. You just have to appreciate what was there. I had a big grin when it was over.
This really, really is a So Bad, It's Good movie. So much ambition but no money or skill to get it done. I recommend it to the person who gets entertainment out of stupidity.
Also, watch to the end! The movie gets particularly crazy with out-of-the-blue bizzaro dreams.
