Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks, and Sebastian Hansen in Minecraft, le film (2025)

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Minecraft, le film

Steve: Chicken Jockey!
[from trailer]

Steve: As a child, I yearned for the mines.

Henry: Woah, is he some sort of king?
[a pig with a crown walks by, which is the techoblade cameo]
Steve: No. That's a legend.

Steve: I... am Steve.

Steve: Flint and Steel!

Steve: Water Bucket... Release!

Steve: Comin' in hot!

Steve: The nether!
[from trailer]
Steve: .

Steve: First we mine, then we craft. LET'S MINECRAFT!

Steve: That is an Ender Pearl. Transports you to wherever you throw it.

Steve: Full man sandwich!

Waiter: [to Vice and a villager] Are you finished?
Vice Principal Marlene: [about the villager] No, I think he's Swedish.

Steve: Anything you can dream about here, you can make.

Steve: This... is a crafting table!

Garrett: Garrett: What's this thing?
Steve: Steve: That's my diamond sword.

Steve: Big old red ones!

Steve: [Steve]
[about the villagers]
Steve: They love crushing loaf.

Natalie: This guy is such a tool bag.

Steve: Diamond armor. Full set!

Steve: Chicken Jockey!

[Steve's Lava Chicken song]
Steve: La-la-la-lava. Ch-ch-ch-chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell. Oh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell. Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack. Oh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Garrett: I'm more of a sister to him than you'll ever be.

[Puts his hand on Steve's shoulder and looks at his eyes]
Garrett: Vaya con dios. It means goodbye, brother.
Natalie: No, it doesn't.
Garrett: Don't look at her, it does.

Vice Principal Marlene: Garbage Man, huh? Well you can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. But you gotta bungee the lid 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there.

Malgosha: You'll never be happy. Deep down you know. To hope, to dream, to create, is to suffer.
Steve: You're right. It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to chose the deuce.

Garrett: Tell my story in song. Keep it metal, keep it heavy, with real instruments.

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