Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

What in the name of reason and good taste was this pile of manure supposed to be? There! That's my review. Take the warning and stay clear.

It takes some doing to make a film that is literally unwatchable but here we are. Everything else - the unintelligible soundtrack, the incomprehensible narrative, the sheer technical ineptitude on every level - seems to have been covered pretty well in other reviews, so I thought I'd just draw attention to the fact that in a film created almost entirely by one person, ten minutes of the 60-minute running time are devoted to the end credits.

Please stop making movies. It's obviously not your thing. Try hunting unicorns, you'll have better luck.

I guess the giveaway should have been when I was watching the opening credits! This guy is so full of himself it's unbelievable. In all honesty, I've seen better productions of nativity shows at primary schools. Shocking camera work, direction, acting, script. The list just goes on. I can only assume that this guy Aeneas paid for verything himself as some glorious self promoting spectacle as I can't believe that anyone else would offer a penny to get this onto the market. Seriously, don't waste your time on this 'movie'. It's time wasted that you'll never, ever get back. The only thing I can suggest as a use for this film is in a filography school whereby they use it as an example of how NOT to make a movie.

This is without a doubt the most misunderstood movie I have ever seen. I truely don't understand all the negative views towards this film. It has to be, for a fact, the most creative and truely outstanding piece of art that has ever been created; in the Ancient Greek genre. A true masterpiece. Great job Aeneas