Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

What in the name of reason and good taste was this pile of manure supposed to be? There! That's my review. Take the warning and stay clear.

This is without a doubt the most misunderstood movie I have ever seen. I truely don't understand all the negative views towards this film. It has to be, for a fact, the most creative and truely outstanding piece of art that has ever been created; in the Ancient Greek genre. A true masterpiece. Great job Aeneas

This is absolute garbage. The intro sucks. The music sucks. The sword is terrible CGI.

It takes some doing to make a film that is literally unwatchable but here we are. Everything else - the unintelligible soundtrack, the incomprehensible narrative, the sheer technical ineptitude on every level - seems to have been covered pretty well in other reviews, so I thought I'd just draw attention to the fact that in a film created almost entirely by one person, ten minutes of the 60-minute running time are devoted to the end credits.

Seriously what is even happening here ? To label this trash or garbage is much too nice and to label it as a film or art is just appallingly false. What the heck is this utter nonsense ? Whoever made this please reach out, I wanna know what kind of drugs you sprinkle in your cereal.