Killer Rack

If you like bad movies...this is the one for you. So many tongue in cheek jokes. The person that captioned this movie deserves an Oscar for captions like "breasts chewing ominously over organ music".

I recently watched Killer Rack (2015), a horror-comedy currently available on Tubi. The storyline follows a woman stuck in a dead-end job, unable to advance due to her lack of "sexually appealing" attributes. She decides to take matters into her own hands and gets breast implants-unaware that the implants are man-eating.

The film is directed by Gregory Lamberson (Slime City) and stars Jessica Zwolak (Madhouse), Lloyd Kaufman (The Final Countdown), Debbie Rochon (Exhumed), and Brooke Lewis Bellas (Sinatra Club).

Killer Rack succeeds by fully embracing its ridiculous premise, leading to a humorous and over-the-top buildup. Lloyd Kaufman is always entertaining, and the absurd concept keeps your attention. The film features fun background music, plenty of blood splatter, and some creative practical effects. However, most of the kills are cutaways or involve flying appendages, which can feel underwhelming. Unfortunately, the ending takes a nosedive with bad CGI, wild "breast monsters," and a bizarre resolution.

In conclusion, Killer Rack is a quirky horror-comedy that's only worth watching if you're intentionally seeking out something campy and absurd. I'd give it a 3/10.

This movie was boring and not funny at all. The premise is super off the wall and wacky but the comedy fails to deliver. Bad acting and writing and this is just a mess without even being funny as promised.

Betty is tired of being overlooked by everyone because she does not have a large chest. The two perverted metalheads that stand on her apartment corner and make catcalls at all the women never notice her. Betty seems to notice the gals at work who are more endowed always seem to be the ones who get promoted. Even her boyfriend doesn't seem too interested in her.

Betty decides to go see Dr. Thulu for a consultation and walks out a new woman. The only thing is that Barbara's new chest has an appetite for human flesh. Can Betty control her new "friends" or will they be her undoing? Check out Killer Rack to find out.

I give my reviews compared to my expectations of the films going in. This is a low-budget film, nobody was expecting a Scorsese masterpiece. To rate the myriad B-movies on Tubi on the same scale as movies with much better budget, staff, talent, equipment, connections, and time would be absurd.

Killer Rack was quite funny. You'd think, based on the title and premise, that the movie would be quite exploitive; but it's not. There's one brief scene in a hottub where actual breasts are seen for a few seconds. The title characters are clearly prosthetic, and don't appear much. If not for the blood and gore, this might get a PG-13 rating.

Jessica Zwolak played Betty Downer quite well, and Debbie Rochon as Dr Cate Thulu was absolutely hysterical. The lesser characters gave the same low performance quality as one expects from nearly every actor in the genre, which is part of the appeal.

The songs were funny too. While the director, writer, and musicians are male, you can tell there was significant female influence in the process.

A movie about a boobjob may sound like it'd be aimed at a male audience, but women will possibly find this more amusing.

If you're bored on a Saturday afternoon, have 90 minutes to spare, and enjoy low-quality movies, I'd definitely say it's worth watching.