- Marcello: Indian cook best, but Italian kiss best. Best, best, best.
- Rani: [in Hindi] Indians are best at everything. Pick out any Emraan Hashmi film, you'll find the best kissing.
- Marcello: Indians best kissing? Show. Prove it!
- Rani: [Confused] Kiss? Lip-to-lip kiss?
- Marcello: Yes, lip-to-lip. What did you think? Knee to knee? Your friends can wait outside. India can wait. I am a very gentle man. When I saw you in the restaurant for the first time...
- [Marcello's speech fades into the background as Rani practices puckering her lips. She spins around and silences him with a passionate kiss]
- Rani: [Drunk and Crying] My condition is like Gupta Uncle. He had cancer but never smoked cigarettes or consumed alcohol. It would be better if he did.
- Rani: I thought that robber such a lesson, that he'll think twice before messing with any Delhi girl
- Rani's Grandma: [Calling Rani from India] What have you been up to?
- Rani: I'm watching television.
- Rani's Grandma: If you wanted to just watch television, why go so far?
- Rani: [Drunk; Crying; Talking to Vijaylakshmi] Look at me! I am alone because of him! I'm doing everything alone. Crossing roads alone. Seeing the Eiffel Tower alone. Fighting muggers alone.