Madea: Mariage exotique

The ending was the only time I really laughed. Brown made me laugh from time to time. Miss the old Madea movies. There was more substance in the movies. Now they're more stereotypical. Not cool. I liked the Madea witness protection movie. Eugene Levy funny as always. I still watch all of the Madea Movies bec it's something to watch and certain scenes do catch my attention. The banter between Joe and MA-DEA was funny. So I'm supposed to make sure I write a review worthy of 600 words. So I have nothing else to say just finding words to make 600 words. Why 600 words? I like to get to the point then be done.

Tyler Perry might need to lose the mansion, the jet, and the billion dollar cushion maybe then he'll remember what it felt like to write with struggle and hunger. Because whatever spark he had back when rent was due and Ramen was gourmet it's gone. This latest flick feels like a lazy cash grab stitched together with leftover church bulletins, recycled wigs, and plotlines from 2011. Same ol' story, same ol' plot, same ol' "Hallelujer!" It's like watching someone microwave the soul food they forgot in the fridge two Thanksgivings ago and still having the nerve to call it fresh.

Every scene: Black people talking loudly, saying cliché things that really are not clever. At the hotel, in the airport, in the airplane, in the parking lot,...you name it! Like Sam I Am, in the rain on a train, in a house w/a mouse! Trying to be funny. But are not. Long loud impromptu scenes out of a minstrel show. The scene are so terrible they can only be compared to 3 things: 1. Those ridiculous Spanish shows on Latin TV channels where nothing happens but the same shtick. Some man wearing clown ears keeps looking at an attractive woman's low cut halter top. You ask yourself do Latins really watch this stuff. People get paid real money to make these shows? Really?!

2. Tyler Perry is making minstrel shows. Who needs black face when you hire black actors and direct them to act so utterly stereotypically awful; or 3. All high school teachers know that this kind of loud, unintelligent, rude, crass, attention seeking behavior is what you get from a typical high school class of standard kids. They make the day feel so long. All trying so hard to be funny, rude, loud, cute, and clever. All they make you want to do is jump out of a window.

This movie is SO bad. I challenge anyone to locate just 1 original joke or plot point in this movie.

I was excited when I saw a new Madea movie being released. This is one I don't think I would ever rewatch. The plot was weak, there was no real strong story to follow as it jumped around. Any storyline that was conveyed was predictable. Some of the acting was so awful, I couldn't understand how they were cast for a Madea movie. In moments of seriousness or emotional dialogue, it looked like a couple of them could barely get through the scene without a smirk. I was looking for laughs and this one did not deliver. Seemed more like Tyler Perry was bored and decided to make a movie and threw it together in a week.

Disappointing and Uninspired.

The film starts promisingly with some good comedic moments, but quickly loses momentum. The humor falls flat, lacking the comedic brilliance of previous installments, particularly madea's performance. Many scenes appear to be shot with an Go-Pro, lacking the professional cinematic quality expected of a movie like this. Overall, the film is disappointing and feels rushed, as if Netflix and Tyler Perry simply put something together without much care. I wouldn't recommend watching it again. The script is poor, scenes linger way longer then they should. I guess this is what's to come for Netflix.