V/H/S/Beyond

This is I believe the seventh of the V/H/S franchise to come out and this one has a theme focus on sci-fi horror and creatures from other planets. As with the other films, it is made up of several shorter segments telling various stories through the use of "found footage". The found footage horror genre is one that gets a pretty bad name from what I've seen, but I've personally found the V/H/S films to be some that do this better than most, however I felt this one fell a bit flat. I am actually quite surprised at the high rotten tomatoes rating on this. This is probably the least entertaining of the V/H/S franchise so far and the tie-in's with alien abduction tales was weak at best for most of the segments. The resorting to gore for most of the horror elements was a cheap replacement for telling a good story through the use of the found footage medium and style. Part of what made Blair Witch so terrifying was that you never saw the witch. You were terrified because the characters were terrified. I wasn't terribly engaged by these, nor was I disturbed as I have been from others. In other films I've found myself impacted and unable to stop thinking about at least one of the stories but for this one they each devolved into shock and gore and just left me bored.

I am a simple man, if I see found footage horror, I watch... Even though is hard to maintain good quality after so many movies the V/H/S cinematic universe keep driving me there, getting me back and excited to watch them, to see what they are coming up with this time. Maybe its the nostalgia as a 90s kid speaking or how amazed l got the first time l watched The Blair Witch Project (which definetly started my love for the found footage genre) I dont know.

I have to say though, not as good as the last one in the VFX department, and the first "tape" especially the creature looks like an inflatable costume more than a monster and the babies there is no way you can take your mind off of how doll-like they look, but l liked the "Resident Evil-esque" approach. The camera shots were great, I loved them.

The cameo from "VFX artist react" was a quite a surprise really been following their channel for years.

The acting was good enough in general, maybe some over acting sometimes but nothing too "cringe" imo.

The ending was weird and anti-climatic but whatever, you are not watching a Martin Scorsese film anyways.

The 'V/H/S' movies are always a funny one. They're very inconsistent and there's rarely more than one great segment per film. But you keep watching each one in the hope that a magical segment will come along that will blow everything to pieces and make it all worth it.

My ratings of the 5 segments (skipping the wrap-around one):

Stork: 4/10 Dream Girl: 3/10 Live and Let Dive: 6/10 Fur Babies: 8/10 Stowaway: 4/10

Fur Babies was the pick of the bunch for me, but mostly because it appealed to my tastes more than the others. It had a real 'Tusk' vibe to it.

Stowaway was disappointing considering Mike Flanagan wrote it. I was hoping he would have done something special and they were saving the best for last.

Overall the alien theme didn't really do it for me and I preferred the variety the other films had. A generous 5/10.

I was really looking forward to Beyond, V/H/S series have been sort of my guilty pleasure and having learned that Beyond was gonna focus on stories about aliens, I was really excited, as I'm really fond of the subject. And, well, it was alright. Most of the segments here are pretty enjoyable, although I have an issue with the last one. The premise of it was probably the most interesting to me but it was almost unwatchable because of the actress. I know these movies don't exactly have the best acting, but hers was the newest low. In fact, I don't think it can get worse than that.

Either way. I had a nice evening watching this and you will too, if you embrace the campiness and just enjoy the silly fun.

I have always been a huge fan of the V/H/S/-franchise and I enjoy Anthology-Horror-Movies in general. With the new V/H/S/Beyond having space as the overall theme I was really excited because Space-Horror is another favorite of mine. I personally didn't enjoy V/H/S/85 that much and I was hoping that this movie would bring the franchise back on track.

"Abduction/Adduction" is the Prologue of the movie and is this time made like a documentary-style with short additions coming in between each segment. It's an interesting idea and especially the last bit was quite terrifying, however it still doesn't come close to the first two movies that had really great prologue segments. [5,7/10]

"Stork" is the first real segment and it's about a police raid taking place in the house, where supposedly abducted babies have been brought. Shortly after arriving, chaos ensues and the police unit has to fight for their lives. The segment keeps introducing new little twists and towards the end I sat in front of my TV with my mouth wide open. This segment does what V/H/S/ can do best. It creates absolute carnage and gory footage with an absolute bonkers twist at the end. I really enjoyed it and it definitely is one of my favorite segments in the V/H/S/-franchise. (Safe Haven is the best). However this segment really was a great entry and I thoroughly enjoyed it. [8,3/10]

"Dream Girl" is about a Mumbai native paparazzi that hides in the trailer of the latest Bollywood Sensation "Tara". After he is caught hiding by her, he starts making her compliments which doesn't end well. This segment started off rather slow but once it got going it was an entertaining watch. Like the previous segment this one is equipped with brutal carnage and a gory finale which was enjoyable. [6,4/10]

"Live and Let Dive" it's about multiple people wanting to skydive from a plane, however they spot a UFO which the plane collides with, sending the passengers falling towards the ground. Once our main protagonist is on the ground the real terror begins because the remaining survivors of the plane crash are not alone. It was an amazing segment and the plane crash looked really great on camera. This one was right up my alley and I had great enjoyment watching it unfold. Some of the effects looked a little cheap however that didn't bother me too much with this being another unique and well-made segment. [8,2/10]

"Fur Babies" was directed by Justin Long and his brother Christian, which was definitely interesting. It's about an animal rights activist group that wants to investigate the home of a supposed dog daycare center but what they find won't make them too happy. The idea was definitely fun but I felt like this segment needed a little bit more money because even though it was enjoyable, it looked cheap and unconvincing at times. However it was a nice idea and had a similar approach to another movie Justin Long starred in... [5,9/10]

"Stowaway" was directed by Kate Siegel, which also got me really excited. It's about a woman documenting her findings of possible extraterrestrial encounters in the Mojave desert. One day she sees something falling from the sky and goes to investigate. The segment had a really great approach and I would have loved to see more of it. Sadly I think that the viewer is not shown enough to really enjoy the segment. There are only vague hints at what is going on exactly and it left me feeling a little empty and unsatisfied. [6,1/10]

Overall it's a pretty decent entry in the V/H/S/-franchise with two absolute banger segments which definitely stand out. None of the segments are boring or bad. Obviously the movie has flaws and you could tell there were budgetary limits at points, however I really enjoyed the watch and I think that V/H/S/-Beyond is a good entry for the franchise. Can't wait for the next one. [7,0/10]