A Nanny to Die For

Almost everything about this movie is terrible and it's apparent within the first few seconds. I pushed through it because I was thinking it might be freaky by the end, but I'll leave those details out of my review. The stilted lines, poor acting (from most of the cast, but some are a bit better than others), the camera angles, the music, the lighting, the makeup. Even the font for the title screen was just basic stuff pulled up from a quick search in Microsoft Word. It's like when a coworker is creating a "fun invitation" to a work Halloween party and they decide to be adventurous by picking a font that would otherwise be frowned upon.

I'm trying to think of one thing I really liked. I think my favorite part was noticing that a pet dog was thanked in the credits. A sweet and tender mercy after 85 minutes of rubbish.