Plot
Girlfriends practicing witchcraft near a WWII burial ground accidentally awaken a band of blood-thirsty Nazi Zombies.
Cast
Even the bottom tier ITN girls are on display here as we see Julia Quayle and Tash Chant who look far too old for the intended roles.
Verdict
I'd consider myself an ITN movie veteran, at this stage there aren't many I haven't seen and off the top of my head I don't think I've rated a single one higher than a 5/10. So why do I watch them? Much like Scyfy originals back in the day I have no answer for you.
ITN horror films tend to be very consistent. Same cast, same tropes, same cliches, same terrible writing, same appalling acting and same formula. Nazi Zombies has all these, except the formula. I don't know quite what they did here but it actually feels different. The structure was broken, it made little to no sense, it felt rushed and as if even less effort went into it than usual and that's saying something.
Then again this shouldn't be a surprise, look at the cover art for this film or lack thereof. It's horrendous! Yes ITN are known for their dishonest covers, most of which I think are AI generated but at least there is something. Here, a third is the banner, a third is some generic zombie wallpaper and the other third is stock footage of the cast as if people are going to recognize them will be a factor in them choosing to watch this!
The zombies, aren't even zombies. The Nazi element, may as well not even be a thing. The plot is, non existent. This may actually be ITN's worst movie and that's an impressive feat considering the competition.
Rants
Nazi Zombies feels like nobody wanted to be there, the writer couldn't be bothered, the director left early and people on set had to make the best with what they had. Half a script, no direction and not one single person in front of the character knew what they were doing or cared to make an effort. When you can see through a movie and know that there was something wrong behind the camera you know that the film should never have been released in the first place.
The Good
A couple of the effects looked interesting as fleeting as they are
The Bad
Weak poorly chosen cast
No real plot
Everything feels rushed
Cover art
Weirdly constructed.
