Dark Moon Rising

utter rubbish. this movie is SO bad that you can't even enjoy or get a kick out of it for being so sh***y ( unlike other awful movies like "trucks" or "birds" which are at least fun to watch for how bad they are) this movie on the other hand quite literally could not have been any less entertaining, could not have had any poorer amateurish quality "actors" (lol) and had the production value of an illiterate 7 year old's you tube video. I read these reviews and see all kinds of people b****ng and moaning about other people giving this steaming pile of crap a poor rating saying things such as "don't watch it then" or "ohh people only give 1's and 10s on IMDb for 'bad' and 'good' and nothing in between" to which i would respond by saying number one, this is a f*cking movie review site, so yes anyone that suffered through this painfully crappy movie is of course going to at least come and bash it here, because it may be literally THE ONLY hing in relation to that piece of garbage film that doesn't make you want to attack the producers for having wasted valuable time in your life by having falsely created hundreds if not thousands of fake profiles to falsely and fraudulently up rate this movie so far that it has a review so out of touch with the films actual content as to make you just want to laugh. so yes of course we re going to bash it here, that's what review sites are for, reviewing. The second thing i will say is that my score of one star is fully thought out, and in fact it would be a 1/2 or a 1/10 of a star if they allowed such, not just because i can only think it terms of good and bad but because this movie was so god awful that the idea of giving it ANY credit at all just sees like a sick bad joke.

Also this movie needs about 10,000 one or zero star reviews to balance it score out to something actually at least semi representative of its absolutely terrible content, ya know, to balance out the 5000 fraudulent fake votes created before this movie was even available to watch, fraudulently up rated by the very unskilled worthless human beings who wasted their self-important talentless time trying to make something that ended up being quite possibly the actual worst 'film' ever created. its f***ing terrible guys really.

Really, to anyone in or involved in any way with this film i will say this: please spare us all the wasted time of any of you ever doing anything entertainment related again, because this was so bad that there is just literally no recovering from, you guys all suck a big fat giant bag of d*cks.... really, you guys are just f***ing awful please never even approach a video camera again, this movie was so bad i wouldn't even tell someone i hate to watch it... in fact so bad, that the idiots who made and are in it deserve to be locked in a room and watch it on a loop for a couple years as their punishments. If ware-wolfs were real they would definitely come and f***ing kill and eat you for making such an embarrassingly awful movie about them.

This film is awful. This film is beyond all descriptors or adjectives that could be used to imply how awful it is.

The dialogue is garbage. The plot is garbage. The CGI is garbage. The acting is garbage. The Music is garbage. The execution is garbage.

Nothing in this movie makes any sense. It has no internal logic. It neither sets any internal rules for how its universe is supposed to work, nor would it follow them if it did.

This film is the living incarnation of a 15-year old Goth kid's notebook sketches being realized with a budget enough to put CGI in.

The main cast dress like anime characters in a world populated by people dressed like normal human beings. They speak hokey garbage dialogue that sounds like it was intended to be deep. Garbage Nu- Metal-Lite plays throughout it constantly. If you like shoddy Linkin Park knockoffs, maybe the music is for you.

Everything about this movie was garbage, from beginning to end.

Don't let the myriad positive reviews previously here fool you - pure astroturfing by a marketing firm or the cast and crew themselves. Dozens of accounts created years ago with one review: Dark Moon Rising, using common talking points, and mentioning renting it on DVD in reviews all submitted the same day, long before the DVD is set to be released.

So not only is this movie the work of hacks, but also frauds.

Every part of this is garbage, do not debase yourself by watching it.

DO NOT BELIEVE THE FALSE REVIEWS. This film was awful from the start. The acting was dreadful, the effects were utter pants, it was like watching a very cheap version of Twilight with a little blood in it. If you are going to watch this film because of the rating like i did, don't. No spoiler's in this review, i was just glad the film wasn't on for that long, i couldn't wait for it to finish. If you want to see a great werewolf film, go and watch such films as Wer, An American Werewolf In London, any one f these two will make you happy that you have watched them unlike this film. I would only give this film, a 2 rating maybe a 3 if pushed for it.

Im a big fan of werewolf films, since there has been no really good werewolf films out for a while I had high hopes for this movie. The first half of the movie was passable but then it just turned into a drawn out, boring, bland mess of a movie. This film had a horrible script, poor acting, terrible CGI - I felt myself forcing myself to watch this one and in the end I turned it off 15 minutes before it was finished as I could not put myself through the rest of it. I gave this film 2 stars instead of one as it was never going to be a Hollywood blockbuster but it could have been so much better. As for the pages of fake reviews clearly made by cast and crew - we all know you had a limited budget, I think we would all respect you a little more if you had just been honest and said "Its a basic werewolf film, nothing thats going to blow you away" instead of "Its one of the best films ever made" - shame on you

"A group of shape-shifting werewolves descend upon a small town in search of a girl who is re-born once every 2000 years. She holds the key to their survival and all will die who stand in their way."

Read the above summary, because that is the ONLY explanation that you will get this ENTIRE movie. I wish I could give this a 0.

I have no clue what this movie was even about. Apparently some Werewolves with Gypsy powers are camped out in the woods, and occasionally eating people? The main character looks like he was plucked out of Final Fantasy 8 and thrown into a werewolf movie with 0 plot.

And then the main female role "Le Dawn" is in his imagination? Or she's a werewolf? Or she's a fairy? I don't even know. And then the main character gets teleported all over the place, and wakes up drooling. Is he a werewolf or something too? I don't know. Then he gets recruited by werewolf hunters? Who knows what the hell they were. The main character even asked for an explanation. And some drunk is like "I was in Vietnam, here have a flashback".

And mixed into all of this "movie" are scenes of a poorly CGI'ed werewolf randomly eating people. The werewolf is clearly arthritic, and no explanation is given as to how an old, arthritic werewolf is able to catch people.

And better still, why did they pick a cameraman who has cerebral palsy? Why didn't the main character buy a shirt that isn't ripped down the front? Why didn't the person who made this movie take 10 minutes to come up with an actual plot? Why did they superimpose the person's thoughts into dialect that was as equally incoherent as the rest of the movie? Why is everyone dressed emo? Why do werewolves have Gypsy powers?