Storage Wars : Adjugé, vendu

This show is the WORST. I am especially upset because I am a fan of the original show.

This show fails in pretty much every single respect at making a reality TV show.

I should say reality-ish because this show is obviously totally fake. I'm not going to take them all the way down to a one out of ten rating just for that because tons of reality shows aren't exactly real. But this one takes the case. Shots of conversations but then another camera clicks on and you see that the camera we just saw a shot from is not there. Empty hallway or lot. That means all these arguments, conversations and confrontations are 100% staged.

That's probably why the bidders (actors) all seem so fake on this show, because they and every moment are. Their performances are wooden and pathetic.

So if you're not really caring if it looks totally fake then why not at least get decent actors?

Why not tell decent stories? It's the exact same story every time. They buy a locker that has something in it (obviously an interesting and or valuable piece that has been planted there). They take the thing to an "expert" friend they just happen to know. They cash in. The staged, fake arguments that are boring get settled but who cares because they're obviously fake and boring?

Why does every Canadian version of a show have to be so completely inferior?

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt and having a girl pretend to be a giant b- witch does not mean they are interesting characters.

This show is terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.

This show is a total turd. It's not just fake it's so fake it's unbelievable how fake it is. Bad acting, worst writing ever, not even interesting stuff going on. This show is just stupid, stupid, stupid.

This show is a winning formula.... I loved the American version/original version when it came on.... but this version has a lot of problems where they don't seem to get what made the first version such a big hit. From what I can tell the audience and me included are very disappointed with this show and for similar reasons so here is my attempt to list those reasons and I hope the people who make and perform in this show will see it and take it to heart and change the show.

• the cast needs work, either getting better at performing and seeming real or just actually being real, or possibly they even need to be replaced.

• the writing is bad, not sure if it is writing or should be called that but they obviously have ideas of what they are doing, where they are going, who they are seeing and especially the ideas of what items are found/planted in the storage lockers they buy.... this part of the show should be a lot more interesting and fun and seem fresher/realer.

• location wise the show is very boring, they need more interesting and better locations to do the show at and need to change things up more, the American show does this a lot and it works very well.

The show isn't terrible it just doesn't hold a candle to the great original series it is based on, not sure if you can see my ratings but I give it a 4 out of 10.