Shark Exorcist

With a name like Shark Exorcist I had to give this movie a watch.I wasn't expecting much & I got absolutely nothing at all.It's like somebody got their friends together, decided to make a movie using a home video camera but had a slightly bigger budget than a high school student.This movie was HORRIBLE.After 10-15 minutes I knew I probably, maybe should've turned it off but I wanted to test myself & see if I could make it to the end.I don't know if I did it because I wanted to see how it ended or I wanted to torture myself & watching Shark Exorcist from start to finish without falling asleep was pure torture.If I knew somebody who absolutely **LOVED** BAD movies, I wouldn't even recommend they go see it.Why put someone else what I just went through because I decided to torture myself? I looked up the director on IMDb & was expecting that this was his 1st time directing.I was really shocked that he's directed 28 movies since 1987.I wouldn't go searching for any of his other movies but if I came across them, I'd give them a look.That should tell you how much I LOVE BAD movies.The nicest thing I can say about Shark Exorcist is that the best thing about it was the movie poster.It was pretty awesome.Shark Exorcist will go down in history as 1 of the worst movies I've ever seen

OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!

A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.

I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this

Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.

I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!

Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.

The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.

I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.

There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.

Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.

O my gosh this may be the worst movie iv ever seen.

This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.