American Beach House

.....one giant stinker of a movie that has absolutely nothing to redeem it other than the beautiful ladies.

Bad actors, bad storyline, bad idea! This could be one of the worst movies I have seen. It is suppoosten to be a comedy, but I don't get the humor. My mistake, I looked at the movie rating, but I didn't notice there were only 6 ratings. My guess is that this movie won't even get more than 10 ratings. Even if you are home on a rainy day with a hangover, this movie is still bad. So Save Your Money And Time and look further. I stopped looking after 10 mins. Then I watched a movie called "trash". A way better choice than this one. So please to whoever reads this, think again. Choose another movie. There is lot more to offer.

Oh my god! That was one of the worst movies ever. I wanted to see Mischa Barton somewhere but I shouldn't do that. Everything in this movie is wrong. Actors, story. I was so annoyed by this movie I had to skip some parts because I couldn't see the whole thing. It is called comedy but I didn't laugh. Parts with the old woman were terrible, I guess they thought this is very funny but it wasn't. And Lorenzo Lamas was terrible too. One little good thing was music - that was sometimes OK. But that isn't enough. I wanted to relax a little but I was just disappointed.

So warning to you all, you don't wanna see it - for your own good :D. My rate would be zero but it isn't possible so I gave 1.

Starring Mischa Barton as the host of an apparent contest in which enraged three men and three women joining together in a lavish beach house for a week. Apparently no rules and no consequences were held in this house with characters being able to do whatever.

This is a light sappy reality tv type drama with juvenile humor. It has the feel of reality competitive series Big Brother without any competitive games and far less people in the house. The comedy includes toilet humor and nothing is really clever or memorable.

Mischa Barton is the highlight playing the host while she welcomes these six contestants. Most of the characters are relatively one dimensional with each one of course hooking up with another. Shallow characters are expected. The hookups are predictable save for perhaps Barton's character, but there were some slight clues along the way.

There is character development to be had on the end and does have some emotion to it but overall the film just has that sappy feel about it. Fans of relative tv competition types may enjoy the film for what it is.

This is the only redeeming quality of the movie! :-)