American Beach House

Bad actors, bad storyline, bad idea! This could be one of the worst movies I have seen. It is suppoosten to be a comedy, but I don't get the humor. My mistake, I looked at the movie rating, but I didn't notice there were only 6 ratings. My guess is that this movie won't even get more than 10 ratings. Even if you are home on a rainy day with a hangover, this movie is still bad. So Save Your Money And Time and look further. I stopped looking after 10 mins. Then I watched a movie called "trash". A way better choice than this one. So please to whoever reads this, think again. Choose another movie. There is lot more to offer.

.....one giant stinker of a movie that has absolutely nothing to redeem it other than the beautiful ladies.

It has some sexy ladies in it. But so does an adult movie, and they have better story lines than this thing.

An IMDb review needs to have 10 lines. But there's not that much to say about this movie. It's supposed to be a comedy. But it's less funny than a funeral.

Don't spend your time on this movie. Just stare at your wall for an hour and a half. It will be equally boring, but you won't feel so annoyed after it.

I'm halfway through the movie now. Time to switch it off. If anyone's looking for me, I will be staring at my wall...

This is the only redeeming quality of the movie! :-)

The positives are that the three female contestants are very attractive and they show some skin. I have not heard of any of them.

The negatives are that the movie is poorly written, the film quality is bad and the acting is terrible. There is a toilet humor scene that makes me dislike this movie even more. I would like to say that the movie is so bad that it is good but that would not be true, it is just bad.

The fascinating part is that Mischa Barton would have been around 28 years old when she made this movie but she looks closer to 40 and even more wooden than usual. Lorenzo Lamas would have been around 56 years old when this movie was made. His body looked pretty good for his age but it was interesting to me to study his face and look at the plastic surgery. I had trouble distinguishing is original face under the surgery.