Mob Handed

Actually... don't.

Oscar winning performances from absolutely ....Nobody.

Never in my existence have I sat through a bigger pile of utter s***e. I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved in this complete abortion of a production. In fact, my dogs 'produce' better actors in a pile during their daily walks. To summarise, if you want to see the opposite of acting, mind numbing plots and storyline. Abysmal script and 'actors' who constantly glance at the camera, look no further.

If you want to laugh until you're sick this is the film for you. If you want, just to be sick, this is also the film for you. The expression 'horsesh**' never existed until this thing was made. Then... there it was.

This is by far the worst movie I have seen in a long time, a tale of a hideous pedofile ring, headed up by some very powerful people.

That's the story but the delivery is something else, a lead who clearly cannot act, a supporting actor who has elements of skil. But then you have the biggest collection of rejections I have ever seen, big names bought down to the very bottom of the ladder due to lack of work. Cathy Tyson from Mona Lisa bought to a quivering shell. That woman of Three Up Two Down who now seems like she's either detoxing from something or has severe Parkinson's and that guy Campling who will turn up in anything as long as he's give 50p to show up.

I'm sorry for the venom, but this is a spectacle of awfulness not bought one single positive spec. Photography is awful, story awful, performances awful.then there is the song, oh please England stop making films like this.

I'm not sure what the writer and director were trying to achieve with this film, but they failed. A rambling series of disjointed scenes which were well-suited to late night showing on Channel London Live Sky117. That is, bad language and violence. Avoid.

So I just watched this. I cannot describe what I've just seen, but as no doubt you can imagine it was not good. In fact, it was diabolical. You may ask you where many of the movies stars have been, as huge numbers of them are faces of yesterday bought into the present. Clearly in their departure from the big screen, or small screen, they have found things tough, and in some cases forgotten to act.

I heard about Mob Handed because Kim of Kim and Aggie appeared in promo pictures from the film, yet from the final cut, she's missing. I can only assume she saw the film and asked to be removed. I'm forced to remember a line by Hotel Inspectors Alex Politzi in which she say "I always think I've scraped the bottom of the barrel, but I haven't." That is an accurate statement for this movie.

This is far and wide the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life, terrible acting, wrongly portrayed reactions, confusing lacking plot. And the worst lead actress of any movie of all time. This film is shocking.

Where do I start with this.....I'm going to call this a program instead of a movie because in my eyes it doesn't deserve to be called a movie.

Basically if you want to watch something with out of work actors that have fallen on the hardest of times and would act in anything for £50 then this is for you. I am a gluten for punishment myself as I still don't know how I managed to sit and watch the whole 1hr 36 mins of this.

What I do know is that I will never be able to get that time back.

There really is better acting in a hard-core porn movie than there is in this.

Anyway all I can say is that if you watch this and enjoy this. You are a better person than me.

Enjoy 😂