Conjoined

I really like the humor in this movie. The b movie sort of feel to it really pulls it off because this movie is aware of what it is and is trying to entertain. I didn't feel at any time it took itself too seriously or became too silly which is often a line that movies of this tend to leap over I would really recommend this to someone for like a Saturday night special or Friday night flick because it is genuinely enjoyable. The lines felt funny and never cheesy. i liked how just numb the main character seemed to get to the whole thing. I laughed a lot during this movie, especially during once scene in a car. This was the scene i rewound and watched a bunch. This movie is full of moments like that where you just want to rewind and watch that happen again.

Again this is a VERY enjoyable film and I loved the blood effects.

This film is genuinely funny. There's a beauty in not taking some things so seriously. Conjoined definitely offers a solid ninety minutes of laughs, and even a few concerned looks. I think this would be a great title for Netflix. I imagine a group of friends with a twelve pack of beer would find this movie a very great source of entertainment for their late night get together. I'll add this. I personally think the film goes perfectly smooth, like a great wine, with a very serious movie like There Will Be Blood, or even 2001: A Space Odyssey. No, seriously watch THAT triple feature and put Conjoined right smack in the middle. Or, just get a twelve pack, and you'll be fine.

Anybody out there who loves horror, a little dark comedy and lots of blood must go out and watch Conjoined.

It is a dark comedic romp that will have you saying "what just happened?" and keep you wanting more.The great thing about this is, more you definitely get.

The story is well-crafted and well acted. The director does an excellent job executing the story and keeping it moving at the perfect pace.

Go out and grab your copy of the next great cult classic. You won't be sorry that you did.

Conjoined-Directed by:Joe Grisaffi Write by: The Norfolks Stars: Keefer Barlow So,The title didn't draw my attention,Keefer Barlow-who reminded a lot of my second ex-wife,A lot ! Did hold my attention,screamed for my attention, Cut out my attention to the details of her goings -on.

Our hero,Tom Long, Deserved to have something extra in a relationship and he gets it, Oh ! Boy !! Does he get them.

The good half of any relationship she had, Michelle Ellen Jones, Was so sweet and kept up her half of festivities.

Joe Grisaffi as a director has this goal,Focus if you will that is both funny and yet grisly.

It's quite difficult to know how to take this film. It's clearly made on a shoestring and is obviously intended to be a bit "tongue-in-cheek", but none of the humour lands, some of the acting is not at all credible, the script sucks and the poor production value really hurts the feel of the piece. I suspect it could work as a mates' Friday night film, as long as there's plenty of beer flowing. If the intoxicating substances are in short supply, deduct one star.