- James Payton: [when Ben once again shoots someone out of nervousness] Again?
- Ben Barber: My nerves is bad, man! Oh, my God! He's a zombie! Headshot, Walking Dead!
- Antonio Pope: Name?
- Maya: Prince Admiral Stephen Matumbay.
- Ben Barber: Plus my two servants.
- James Payton: I'm not your servant.
- Ben Barber: [he slaps James] You are what I say you are!
- Maya: [James slaps Ben back] Sign of respect.
- Ben Barber: I can't feel my face.
- Ben Barber: At Saturdays, I'm responsible for providing for my wife. Professionally, sexually...
- [his wife shows up in slutty police uniform with handcuffs]
- Ben Barber: Well, I'm not really worried about the last one.