A Talking Pony!?!

This movie was boring Really boring, i fell asleep halfway through a talking pony, the talking cat movie was better.

Ooga Booga. Bootful Moovee. Brilliant acting. Better than the entire MCU. If all ponies could talk, I'm sure they would all be asking to watch this movie. I also love the casting. It's so good that they got a horse to play a pony, instead of an actual pony. I also thought it was so cool to see all of my favorite actors from, "A Talking Cat!?!" In another film. I also enjoyed seeing all of the same random nature shots from that movie. This is a really great movie to watch with the whole family. I mean all of the aunts and uncles, grandpas and grandmas, mom's and dads, and all of the siblings. Just such a beautiful movie.

This movie would only be a 20-minute short if not for the multiple establishing shots and repeated scenes of Jules grooming and riding the horse. And it'd still be too long. Yes, it's a kids' movie but kids deserve better than this drivel.

In a cinematic universe where titles should be a compass to the plot, this movie gallops off in the wrong direction. The title teases a pony, yet all we get is a horse - and not even the same horse that graces the poster. This horse's acting is as consistent as its hairstyles, braided one moment, plain the next, as if it can't decide on its look (beautiful horse tho, i hope they paid it well). The horse footage is as awkwardly shot as a foal's first steps, leaving me wondering whether the horse is even part of the same story. And let's talk horse etiquette - or the lack thereof (already covered in another user's review) and the lack of affection towards the main actress. The actors? Bless them, they're giving it their all, but they're saddled with a script that's better suited for a short animation.

In short, 'A Talking Pony?!?' is a cinematic trot that should've been a gallop - or better yet, not left the stable.

This movie was a great family film with a lot of hilarious parts. I highly recommend it. The acting was not the greatest, and the plot was somewhat predictable, but it was generally good overall. It was also comforting to know that there remain some movies with a wholesome message that are safe to be viewed by the entire family. I was a bit frightened at first that the concept of a talking horse might be blasphemous and frighten my children, but in the end that fear was unfounded, and like me, they found it quite hilarious. I would recommend this movie to anyone - not only animal lovers. I mean who wouldn't want to see a Talking Horse, there is a reason Mr. Ed has remained relevant all these years. Frankie