Amityville Turkey Day

Believe it or not this isn't a completely useless Amityville movie or a thanksgiving movie! Shocker, I know. In Amityville Turkey Day, a rapist murder turkey goes around clapping random ass talking heads while dropping funny one liners like "muthaclucka." You can feel the padding but the fact that one of these Amityville movies was made by someone with even a remotely mediocre sense of humor makes it feel like a masterpiece. Needed more turkey murder though to really give this a glow up. Had some Texas Chainsaw Massacre references which was weird as it's an Amityville movie after all. Put your focus onto somewhere else.

An Indie film is being shot in the former home of Frank Domonico during the Thanksgiving holiday. As the crew and actors show up, they begin to disappear one by one. This film is an "Amityville" film in name only. It mixes horror and humor. Frank Jr needs to "spill his seed" before Thanksgiving is over to avoid returning to Hell.

At 94 minutes this film runs a little bit too long. There are some pretty good moments and some good laughs, especially from the Turkey! If they would have cut this down to 70-75 minutes this would have been a better film. The film does have its moments. It just starts to drag towards the middle of the film.

I enjoyed the one liners from the Turkey and the overall film, hence the 5/10 rating. It's an interesting and fun concept, but it goes on a little too long.

It has been years since the Domonico debacle the evil satanist cultist marriage counselor who terrorized couples searching for help now with the house being abandon a sleazy no talent filmmaker trying to save his career decides to move in with his cast of terrible actors and crew to make a horror film only problem an evil sentient homicidal turkey puppet from the depths of hell is here to turn their indie movie star fantasies into plucking nightmare.

Again, this is a film with a fun premise and idea that is wasted. Much with the brand of slapping the Amityville title on this film feels like that lazily slapped together with minimum effort and low brow crass humor that never raises from farts and D! CKS. It is terrible meta indie movie comedy about making a terrible horror movie that so happens to be a killer turkey killing off the cast one by one and not all that thrilling.

This film is a knock of THANKSKILLING if anything this make Thankskilling even better it highlights how wrong Thankskilling could have been. I will defend Thankskilling that is a hill I will die on.

"Amityville Turkey Day" is difficult to gobble up. In fact, it is much like having to go to your great Aunt's house for a third Thanksgiving dinner of the day, the one that is the family's black sheep, wears a muumuu, and her house smells like cheap cigarettes and cat dandruff.

Amityville Turkey Day" mirrors every ounce of that last sentiment with a shoddy, low rent feature that not only drags the Amityville title deeper into the overkill mud but also hurts the exposure of Jordan Downey's "Thankskilling" to those viewers who do get their unsuspecting hands onto Collazo's film first and leaves a residual bad taste toward more competent Turkey trot terrorizers.

That bitterness is contributed by the lack of story structure and coherency, a lost sense of unique personality and entertainment, and a brutal monotone flow that stagnates upon just one setting over the course of a few days, which is a major gap considering the film crew disappearing here and there during that time and no one happens to care or even hardly notice.

"Amityville Turkey Day" serves up a deliciously twisted sequel to its predecessor, "Amityville Thanksgiving," courtesy of director and writer Will Collazo. This time, a demonic turkey wreaks havoc on the set of an indie horror film, turning Thanksgiving dinner into a nightmare. As the plot delves into the mysteries surrounding Frank Domonico (Mark C Fullhardt), and a leaked tape exposing his misdeeds, the film within a film concept adds layers of intrigue. With sleazy filmmaker Rocco at the helm, supported by a quirky crew including his mom, the chaos unfolds swiftly after the delivery of a mysterious package. What sets this film apart is its commitment to fun, with witty dialogue delivered impeccably by a dedicated cast. "Amityville Turkey Day" revels in its own absurdity, making it a delightfully entertaining watch that doesn't take itself too seriously. With a stellar ensemble cast and inventive storytelling, this sequel is a must-watch for horror aficionados craving a unique spin on the genre.

Stand out performances by David Rodriguez in his acting debut. Had me pissing my pants. Also note amazing performances from David Perry and one of the best performances I have seen from Tim Hatch.

Really fun dialogue delivered flawlessly by the dedicated actors make this really fun to watch. What makes this fun is it doesn't take it self seriously and has fun with it.

Stay for the end credits Alot of pop up Cameos including me.