Gummibär: The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

Absolutely Horrific.













Please don't watch

I'd give zero stars if possible.

Terrible characterization showing terrible behavior by the characters. Rotten dialog.

Of course, one doesn't expect oscar-worthy script writing from a movie like this, but it's got inappropriate humor and is just plain awful in every way.

This is just terrifying, even for adults. I have no doubt that any child old enough to recognise anything beyond coloured regions on a screen will start to cry if you show them this. The music sounds like one member of Daft Punk murdering the other in a dark alley, the animation is worse than Foodfight, the character design is often awful and sometimes offensive and to top it all off, the entire premise is ripped off from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, which somehow manages to shine with cinematic brilliance in comparison. In fact, just stop now. Show your kids Santa Claus Conquers The Martian. Yes, it may be dated, the acting is bad and the premise ridiculous, but it will at least teach your children not to simply dismiss older films. This horror show will teach them nothing except to fear the angry green gummy god.

I've never wanted to gouge out my own eyes before but after enduring this film with the kids, I'm ready to get it over with.

Just shocking.

I actually thought it was a school media project the graphics as so bad!

You don't need me here. Look at the title. Why are you reading this? Did you think I was gonna tell you this movie was good?