Tornades de pierres

Like most other made for tv disaster movies, but this one did have a few surprises. It was nice seeing sebastian spence, from my favourite fist wave. There were other good choices but he stuck out more to me. There was a neat idea with exploading frozen metorites which I thought was new.plus we have to give mention to the extras that always get a laugh. It was like sharknado, but less good and with stones/ cool idea but its syfy so just enjoy it.

Oh Stonenado, tempest of earth and sky, A maelstrom where reason and chaos collide.

Your fury twists logic, your winds defy sense, Yet in your madness, we find suspense.

Boulders dance through your turbulent gale, Each arc of destruction a harrowing tale.

Heroes rise, flawed but fierce, Through your storm's heart, their courage pierces.

Your CGI falters, your story strains, Yet your audacity remains untamed.

A cult icon of unbridled imagination, Oh Stonenado, a storm of fascination.

Forever may your legend endure, A rocky tempest, absurd and pure.

So in conclusion one of the best films I ever watched!!!

You know what you gonna get when you start to watch these D-Movies (even worst than a C-Movie, which is already worst than a B-Movie...) :

Bad acting; Bad screenplay; Bad dialogues; Bad visual effects; Bad story lines; Bad editing; and stupid children;

To summarize : Bad...Everything!

Well folks, this thing has it all AND WORST ! In fact, the only good thing about this dud is it's length : 88 minutes. Short enough you'll think but you'll find yourself wondering what else you could've achieve in 88 minutes...

Stonados is so bad that I would prefer to get a colonoscopy instead of having to watch it again...

Yup! That bad...

Dice997

The SyFy folks are nothing if not predictable. All you have to do is look at the director's credits to see what you're in for here. And as to the writer of this nonsense, Rafael Jordan, he has absolutely no shame. He's got a couple dozen of these horrid movies to his credit. I presume someone is paying him to do it, but I can't imagine why.

Tornadoes tossing boulders. OK. Well, I guess they had to make something, and this is actually no more insipid than Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators or Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. Do we call this a job well done? If you were aiming to make a stupid movie, then absolutely yes.

Kudos to all involved here. This movie is a mess and the makers just have to live with that.

Right from the very beginning you know what you are getting yourself into here and knowing what you are going to get. I mean, with a title like "Stonados", isn't it rather obvious? And only on the SyFy Channel would something like this see the light of day.

"Stonados" is most definitely not amongst the top notch of disaster movies. Far from it, actually. Why? Well, the storyline itself was just rubbish, there was no motivation, no properly coherent red thread throughout the movie. It all just seemed like a bunch of randomness put together and it turned out as this movie.

The dialogue in the movie was just plain bad. The actors and actresses didn't really have much to work with here. The storyline was against them, the dialogue was against them, and of course, the CGI effects were against them.

The actors and actresses themselves were actually doing good enough jobs with their limited material they had to work with. So thumbs up for that at least.

The entire movie just seems pointless and not very entertaining. If you enjoy disaster movies, then there are far better ones available, and amongst those even some also aired from the SyFy Channel.