Fourmiz le jeu vidéo

I remember playing this game in the dark of my room in the middle of the night, it was far too difficult for someone of my age at the time. I found my old cop while going through my closet along with my Gameboy advance, and I decided to see If I could actually make it through the first level, I couldn't, it was unlike anything I remembered. It was rigorously difficult, I barely figured out what I needed to do without a guide, and even then I needed to do some frame perfect inputs in order to make it through the first few levels, this game is a relic of a bygone era, and I DON'T RECOMMEND playing it.

This game gave me acute pancreatic cancer, that spread to by bowels. Ever since playing this cursed game, everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Has gone wrong for me. I got this game at a goodwill 2 months ago, and in that time frame, my life has gone downhill at breakneck speeds. My 2 uncles dies in separate plane crashes not 3 weeks from each other, my wife left me and took the El Nacho Grande in the divorce, my only source of joy in this mortal plane since the Antz incident of January 2023. My cancer has spread and I'm beginning to lose function in my hands from being in contact with the controller. I have seen the great beyond and it's level two of that horrible game. I dont want to go, not yet. Don't make me go.

-Thomas Edison, on his deathbed, October 18, 1931.