Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

Aphrodite: Okay, Ares, what is it that you want?

Ares: Are you aware of what your son Cupid, is doing down there on Earth?

Aphrodite: No, I wasen't aware. But he is a God as well, I don't think it is any of your concern.

Ares: Is that so? Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that?

Aphrodite: Uh, no wait, wait. Wait. Can't-can't we work something out?

Ares: I am the God of war. And your spell will not last long on me. I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son cupid before you go to Zeus, if you give yourself to me.

Aphrodite: Mmmm. I will show you, Ares that love is stronger then war.

Ares: Show me, how powerful love is.