Body & Soul

You know those low budget found footage where people walk around the woods with flashlights yelling at nothing while you see nothing and nothing happens? It's one of those only with Cops from the Fox Cops reality show. There's an hour and 16 minutes of this. To give you an idea how boring this movie is, I can't tell you what happened at the end. It was so boring that my attention had wandered and I didn't notice when Tubi autoplayed on to some other movie. I don't care enough to check either. They were never seen again or something. I don't know.

This review does not contain spoilers because there's nothing to spoil. There's no plot. People wander around and then it's over. Well, maybe something happened at the end. I wasn't paying attention. It's not entertainingly bad either. It's just boring.

The concept is actually solid and would be a great project for a lager studio with a budget, effects and actors. A COPS or Live PD type FF movie added with supernatural or horror would be pretty fun if done correctly.

However....

Respectfully, this is the worst FF movie I have ever seen. Bad acting, lighting, scenes, props, effects, dialog, and costumes (cops don't wear sneakers). I usually try and find something positive or redeeming in each film I watch as I know a lot goes into trying to make a production. However, this was a concept and it felt like they were just making up as the movie progressed.

Two cops and a cameraman chase a suspect into the woods.

For about 10 minutes, the cops walk around yelling "West Island PD" into the woods, while the camera pans around in the darkness, revealing nothing. They then find a random item(s) in the forest, check it out and move on.

That's it. Repeat that over and over and over and over... and over... for an hour. Yes, that's right, one hour!

Finally, in the final 10 minutes, something happens! Well... something other than them walking around the woods, but it isn't any more exciting tbh. I won't spoil it for anyone determined to torture themselves into watching this one, but you can basically skip to the 63ish min mark of the 72 min runtime.

Low budget. No story. Bad camerawork. No lighting. Bad acting. Avoid this one, it's terrible, even by Tubi standards.