Free Byrd

I had some hopes for this flick even though it was obviously very low budget, the beginning wasn't bad. In fact everything was fine - well, at least I was meeting it halfway - until the old, ugly men catch up with a troupe of burlesque dancers.

Just an announcement to those whom it may concern: sex workers don't sit around saying "yummy" over geriatric retirees or say that roly-poly balding 55 year olds are "kinda cute" in passing. This is completely and utterly unrealistic. In fact when the women were first introduced, I thought they were street prostitutes trying to hustle the two men for money.

It's not "charming" or "life affirming" that elderly men or homely, out-of-shape, middle-aged men think they still deserve to be chased and bedded by younger, fitter and more attractive women. It's called misogyny. Charming and life affirming would be these two characters matching with likewise ladies, like adults.

If you're in the mood for a feel good indie film that pulls on your heart, watch 'Free Byrd'!! Unique story and good road trip film for spring/summer! Watch it with your parents or grandparents!

I don't normally review movies, nor am I going to waste my time reviewing this one, other than to say everything was bad: acting script, editing, really dreadful. I actually thought I was watching the wrong movie, and eventually turned it off. Avoid at all costs.

I was an hour and a half of ny life i wanted back. Not muxh else to say. Dont bother.

Can someone tell the filmmakers responsible for this project to get a basic knowledge of the existence of things like Tripods, lights and more importantly how to focus the damn camera? The cinematography in this film is non-existent, it's like someone follows the actors around with what must be less capable than an iPhone. Completely horrendous. Amateur sub-par effort on virtually every setup and shot. It's painful and draws you away from being able to get involved in the story.

Two main actors do the best of a bad job, but with little pacing or character development, there's almost nothing here to Invest in.

The shots in the car while they are travelling, I have seen better executed by Police Detectives using hidden cameras in drug stings and murder for hire.

If you like cinema, or even want to watch a comedy then avoid this one. The jokes were few and far between, predictable and cliched.

Garbage!