Frankenstein Created Bikers

Saw the Canadian premiere for "Frankenstein Created Bikers" at SHOCK STOCK and let me tell you this was one of the most fun experiences in theaters I've ever had!

This is the The Ben-Hur of Exploitation film, a 2-hour epic filled with blood, breasts, guns, gore and oh so much more! If Grindhouse \ Exploitation films are your cup of tea then you need to see this movie because you have never seen anything like it!

Huge Hats off to Ellie Church, Tristan Risk, Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, and Laurence R. Harvey epic performances!

James Bickert awesome job, sometimes the jokes or gags were so back to back i was still laughing or in awe I'd miss the next thing! This demands a second watch and I can't wait to grab it on Bluray when it comes out

Warning NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH!

Bikers from the grave are forced to catch a Bigfoot in order to get the dope that keeps them alive. Not a spoiler. That's the beginning of this insanity. Holy Toledo how did this get made? It has everything and consistently goes into weirder scenarios with an enormous cast, tons of monsters, grue, guns and female nudity to spare. It looks fantastic from being shot on film and not video. The sound quality is Hollywood level, which completely surprised me not knowing much about this. The acting is great too and totally over the top without entering cheese territory. There is so much going on, you just can't grasp it all in one sitting. The lines in this flick are just rapid fire B-Movie gold. Laurence Harvey (Human Centipede), Tristan Risk (American Mary) and the lead biker are standouts who deliver their words with casual evil delight.

I'll admit, I didn't fully understand what was going on the entire time but I was having fun. I really want to see it again. I really like how they turned horror scenarios upside down and kept you guessing what would happen next. I was wrong half the time, which was great.

Big kudos to the special effects team too and all their real practical effects. There are some gore gags you have never seen before, ever! I found out this is kind of a sequel to another film called "Dear God No" so I watched it and it's fun also. Not this crazy fun, though. I can't wait to see "Frankenstein Created Bikers" again and a third one in this series.

Wow! I caught an advanced screening in Little Rock, Arkansas at a Comic Expo and it blew my mind. This is a nasty epic for sure. The film won an award for best screenplay that night and it was well deserved. The dialog is like a Russ Meyer film. It comes at you fast and full of innuendo. Every line, they are memorable, is laced with satire and venom. This movie is 100% jaw dropping fun. If you want to see a totally unique take on old school exploitation in the form of a dead biker creature feature film with great sound and a rocking score, this is awesome! Really impressive editing, writing, performances and tons of gory practical effects. No fake scratches and the 35mm cinematography was beautiful. One reviewer said there was rape and the female characters were there just to be naked. I highly disagree. There is no rape at all and the ladies in the film are strong, free-willed and tough as nails. They take care of business. Especially the fantastic actresses Tristan Risk. The guy from the human centipede movies is wonderful too. I highly recommend you find this film.

This film is apparently the direct sequel to Dear God No! (2011), in which that film was very cheap looking, lousy production value and filled with amateurish acting.

Frankenstein Created Bikers is an all around improvement in every level. Featuring a returning cast yet added in Tristan Risk and Ellie Church whom are both the highlights of the film. The bikers acting are mainly generic and they drag the film down.

This film looks more like an actual film, as opposed to the original where that looked like an amateur school project.

There are some decent moments of action and weirdness that occur. Things are more over the top. The gore and violence is very fake looking but that was expected. Not enough of the Bigfoot.

As in the original there does contains numerous scenes of nudity. Still as a whole the film is quite a mess, drags on and at times and is highly confusing. A lot of scene cuts and jump scenes.

There was no doubt in my mind that Frankenstein Created Bikers would be awesome. I have just returned from a advanced showing of the picture and will have to say I am completely satisfied with this great film. The audience was cracking up and cheering and it made the entire experience more memorable. This is the kind of film where I will always remember the first time I saw it. It delivers an original story with one of the most satisfying endings. The women are gorgeous and the men are all ugly. Yet everyone is really cool, tough and fun to watch. 10/10 is the rating I give this film. I recommend this movies to anyone who is a lover of films.