The Zombinator

Terrible acting, shear stupidity. Worse than the Blair Witch. I puked because I ate Felato with this and the camera was ALL OVER, loud screaming. My next door neighbor looks scarier than these zombies and has better make up.

If your feces could make a film, it would be this. It takes half the movie to get to a zombie. If stupid could be defined by a movie, this is the movie that would define it. I think it is the worst movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.

It doesn't even make sense. Its like a bunch of really dumb teens smoked a lot of crack and decided to make a movie

Zombies + Terminator = The Zombinator

What a absolute wet dream of a concept! was really looking forward to this one.. because, well because its called ZOMBINATOR!!

So how did they stuff it up so badly?!? Absolute travesty on what it could and should have been.

I have never seen a more unlikable, irritating, and obnoxious group of "actors" in any of the 1-2 star movies I have been working through.

The ONLY highlight in this badly written dumpster fire, is our modern day Jesus, the man, the myth, the legend, everyone's favourite all rounder

BOBBY!!

I admit to have written a "few" tongue in cheek over appraisals of terrible terrible movies.. but they all had something enjoyable or redeeming about them..

This.. This is pure cancer of the Urethra.

Anyone who says this movie is above a 1 star is a lying, sadistic skid mark of humanity and deserves a vomit and excrement smoothie!!

I tried to watch this movie all the way through. I never made it all the way through for the lack of caring for ANY of the characters. No one in this movie is memorable as an actor, not even Patrick Kilpatrick. I fast forwarded through endless dialogue to see if anything ever happened, it did not. The storyline was an absolute mess. Boring, absolutely boring. There was no entertainment value in this movie at all. Usually I can find someone or something to take away for future reference. This movie left me wondering if I should ever take a chance on low budget indie flicks. You should do yourself a favor and make sure you do not rent this movie..ever.

I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film.

1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...

2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...

3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end...

4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.

5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film...

Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!

This had a 7.5 rating so being a fan of the zombie genre I decided to rent it. This was possibly the worst decision I ever made. The zombies are slow and not even scary, the cast are so irritating I find myself rooting for the zombies. The dialogue is ludicrous and the actors just scream and shout over each other. This is possibly the worst zombie film I have ever witnessed. Also it's filmed in that camcorder style and also in semi darkness. You would think that would add an edge to the whole endeavour but it doesn't, it just makes you wonder what the hell is going on all the time. My advice: don't bother with this garbage.