The Zombinator

These are the worst group of actors I have ever seen in my life and that's.I really hope these people all of other ideas for making money. The actors are awful!! It could have been better but your actors ruined it.

Okay, it's time to rip this steamer to pieces... While I am a huge fan of the zombie genre, this unmitigated disaster made me want to seek damages. I will never get this time back! From the insane overacting, the plot that wasn't, and the titular character ( a black trench coat clad Blade clone) who appears for about 30 seconds in the entire film, this is 85 minutes of pure horrible.

I mean, you can't even make fun of it, it would be like slapping a blind kid.

So if you feel the need to cause yourself pain, just drive nails into your forehead. It would be less painful and far more entertaining for those around you than subjecting yourself to this pile of crap.

It's a weird feeling when you want everyone one in this movie to be killed for all the wrong reasons.

A fashion designer's documentary suddenly becomes found footage of a zombie apocalypse.

I'm not sure if the acting is so bad because they want to make it look real, but the bad acting is really distracting. You can tell that this is all ab lib without a script, but I feel the acting troop needs some lessons in improv.

I notice that the angles in the movie are impossible. The movie has one film crew made up of two people, yet they are capable of getting these victims from every angle and capture different people in different rooms all at once. This would not matter at all if the people they were capturing were interesting to watch. It sucked so bad I needed other things to focus on.

It feels like a group of kids got together and made a Zombie movie for fun based on an interesting premise. I can appreciate that, I just couldn't watch it.

I have never wished more that i had watched a trailer or read a review before watching this film. This is the masterclass in what not to do when making a film.

1. Give actors absolutely no character or comprehensible script...instead tell them just to shout things that sound like words repeatedly and discuss the philosophical points of zombies and ghosts...

2.Make sure the camera never focuses, frames or shows what it is that is trying to be shown. Also don't drop the sound mic throughout an entire zombie apocalypse...

3 Whatever you do, don't have a plot, a plan or a sense of a beginning, middle or an end...

4 Loosely attempt to criticize the government using two dimensional characters.

5. wait i just remembered that the band in the beginning were actually very good! if only they did a soundtrack for the film...

Quite frankly no film has ever inspired me to write a review but this one i felt it my civic duty to warn people not to watch. do not waste the time you will never get it back!

I tried to watch this movie all the way through. I never made it all the way through for the lack of caring for ANY of the characters. No one in this movie is memorable as an actor, not even Patrick Kilpatrick. I fast forwarded through endless dialogue to see if anything ever happened, it did not. The storyline was an absolute mess. Boring, absolutely boring. There was no entertainment value in this movie at all. Usually I can find someone or something to take away for future reference. This movie left me wondering if I should ever take a chance on low budget indie flicks. You should do yourself a favor and make sure you do not rent this movie..ever.