- Roy Schaffer: One time we used a stopwatch to see how long we could kiss underwater.
- Nimer Mashrawi: How long?
- Roy Schaffer: 36 seconds.
- Nimer Mashrawi: Actually, my dad died when I was twelve, so I think it's cool that you get to work with you dad.
- Roy Schaffer: I guess it is.
- Roy Schaffer: Didn't you want to meet my boyfriend?
- Rina Schaefer: You could have told us ahead of time.
- Roy Schaffer: Would it have made a difference?
- Rina Schaefer: I don't know.
- Nimer Mashrawi: Everybody's calling for an academic boycott of Israel, yet he decides to go study there.
- Eitan Schaffer: You can't forget where you live.
- Roy Schaffer: What are you trying to say?
- Eitan Schaffer: You know the kind of cases we handle at the firm.
- Roy Schaffer: Are you worried about the firm?
- Eitan Schaffer: I'm worried about you, Roy.
- Nabil Mashrawi: Why do you keep protecting that faggot? He brought it on himself.
- Nimer Mashrawi: I can't believe you just said that.