Evil Feed

(2013) Evil Feed ACTION HORROR COMEDY

Co-produced, co-written and directed by Kimani Ray Smith that is a low budget, straight to DVD kind of a movie, has young owner of a restaurant called the "Long Pig" wanting to continue and maintain his family business by selling people his own specialty meat. There are kidnappings and gore as well as some very fake looking martial art matches. This film gets a big fat zero.

According to imdb, it says it is a remake of a much lower rated movie called "Live Feed" made in 2006 by Ryan Nicholson! I mean, what are the odds the remake is going to score a much higher rating than it's counterpart significant other.

Easy to watch, has some horror, martial arts, comedy, nudity, gore.... It's just fun.

To be honest I'm surprised more people didn't like it unless the right people just haven't seen it. It's hardly a well known movie and doesn't exactly have a famous cast.

Give it a try and you may be surprised. Or you may not. Only one way yo find out.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't unwatchable, but it was so corny that I couldn't really help myself but laugh. The fight scenes were pretty pitiful, they replayed the same kick maybe about 10 times throughout, and the characters didn't build at all from where we met them. But what do you expect from a movie called Evil Feed? The jokes in it were very simple, but mixed with the bad acting and the obvious story line I did end up laughing a few times, but not at the jokes. It is a movie that you will just shake your head to, and be mildly amused if there is absolutely nothing else to watch. Being a Canadian, I do like to give Canadian films a fair try (filmed in Vancouver), so that was pretty much what lured me in. Don't watch this if you are looking for a thriller, horror movie or a fight movie. This is neither, but I don't think it really tried to be. Again, only watch if you have a lot of free time, or if you are high.

Evil Feed: this movie has Violence, Gore, Comedy, and (Lets not forget) Nudity. Martial arts are used, pretty unclear as to style or level of skill. Blood sprays, though seldom, when blood is used it goes everywhere. Comedy is reactionary, similar to a fright movie, the comedy tends to come out of nowhere. The Nudity was not overdone its here and then its there just enough to keep you excited toward expectation of the next time. The cinematography was done well with a couple stand out shots. The main character doesn't stand out even a tenth as much as my favorite character of this film Yuki, played by Alyson Bath. With her almost fun drive for cruelty in her true Pixy form. I put my vote in for her to play Harley Quinn, in some Batman movie in the near future.

I got this DVD for free, but it is an unwatchable piece of crap. Had to turn it off eventually