Deck of Cards

Once again mr turkington proves his unstoppable expertise. There's nothing more that needs to be said, so I'll share some other popcorn classics below.

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Deck of Cards is Gregg Turkington's first feature length film as a director. Gregg Turkington is a man with a vast library of classic movies and movie knowledge rivaled by few others, so when he is at the helm one naturally pays attention.

With Deck of Cards, Turkington manages to put his own original spin on a story that we're all familiar with, namely the story of the deck of 52 playing cards we've all played with at some point in our lives whether it is a friendly card game with the family on vacation, or a night out at the casinos in Vegas.

For the attentive viewer the movie is imbued with references to old hollywood and classic movies, but it's at times also very fresh and action filled, reminding oneself of spy thrillers like Jack Reach and the James Bond series.

If there would be anything to detract from this film, it would have to be the political subtext that pops up throughout the movie that frankly seems a bit out of place. One could almost think that another director had been involved for parts of the movie.

All in all this is a great and exciting film, and the visual effects are STUNNING. At times, I was unable to tell what was real and what was CGI. It's amazing to see how far technology has come.

I am loathe to use any movie "rating" system that fails to conform to the 5-bag system. That aside, what Gregg Turkington has accomplished with Deck of Card merits the highest rating possible (5 bags of popcorn is the limit).

While it is true the theatrical version of Deck of Cards was BUTCHERED by Tim Heidenker, Turkington's clear vision is still apparent. Nothing will prepare audiences for the fantastical world that Gregg created--a world where the Mummy, Dudley Moore, some woman riding a horse, and Jocker try to uncover who kidnapped the King of Hearts (Joe "Mr Money" Estevez). It's a wild-ride with stellar performances all around. I dare say even Michael Matthews (aka Laroux) shines as Jimmy Hendricks. Of course Mark Porch steals the whole movie with his masterful portrayal of multiple characters (e.g. Mummy, Einstein, and Billy Graham). This is one movie that Oscer cannot ignore. Best. Film. Ever.

Deck of Cards manages to be pretty entertaining despite plenty of "meddling" from the studio. A strong lead performance from critic-turned-writer/director/actor Gregg Turkington, plus ensemble charm from Mark Poach (Into the Shadows), Dudley Moore (Aurther series) and newcomer Christina Calph, keeps this ship afloat despite it being short on run time and full of plot holes thanks to Tim Heidecker's firing squad of editors at HEI Network. One cannot help but dream of the Full Deck of Cards if it were completed as intended, but now surely belongs only in the realm of legends as the footage was destroyed.

'Deck Of Cards' by Gregg Turkington - (The worlds most acclaimed Movie Buff) - is the most significant and important film in years. Gregg has brought back a legendary character to the silver screen - The Joker!

This classic redefines cinema, In the way movies are supposed to be.

This film gets 6 bags of popcorn and a deck of playing cards.

I would've given this film 7 bags if it hadn't been meddled with by Tim Heidecker, who doesn't even know or appreciate movies and all he cares about is his stupid rock band and rip off 'businesses' if you can even call them that.

Film Buffs unite! The Silver screen is restored with a wonderful tip of the hat to the great 'Wizard of Oz'! You won't want to miss this Friday night!

5 Bags 2 Cups of soda.