1313: Bermuda Triangle

OK, so my roomies and I were shallowly trolling Netflix looking for movies with hot guys in it to entertain us. We found the jackpot, however,TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN!!!! The guys are gorgeous, no lie, but this movie is better suited for poster form than video format, they'd make way more money. The only interesting thing about it was the driftwood statue wearing read highheels in the corner like something out of a rejected Annie Lennox video.... WTF?! The soundtrack is also horrible, with a heartbeat persistently throbbing like an AARP veteran waiting an EKG, or colonoscopy. After watching this I think I'd prefer the colonoscopy.

Try using the movies in this series as drinking game movies. every time someone says "hello?" take a shot. The only problem is you'd be drunk before you could even get to the second movie.

I have no idea what happened, who went where, who wanted what, who were those people looking for.

I had appreciate though that unlike the previous(?) 1313 films, here the ... actors - I used the word loosly - were 30+ instead of 20+. That makes it unique, the very least. And it had The House in it, unlike the Bigfoot-one, what was instant disappointment just for that.

Otherwise, Darkseid Is.