Bigfoot's Wild Weekend

If you were ever wondering what the cut scenes of the plot of an adult film were, look no further. I'm almost certain that the cast were forced to act here.

You know it's bad when the women displayed on the promo image don't appear in the movie. I saw this on Amazon prime and wish I hadn't. The redhead on the promo card looked cute. Well there's no redhead in this movie...

This movie is one of the worst things I've seen. The acting is bad amateur soft core porn level. Everyone is reading off of cue cards or struggling to remember simple lines with zero emotion. I almost want to say this is a soft core porno, but there are very few nude scenes. The girls are not attractive either. They aren't ugly but don't expect any big T's. One really comical scene is there's a girl on girl scene and nothing is really shown, but one girl moans like there's no tomorrow because her calf is being rubbed. Not her lady bits, not even her thigh, but her calf and ankle...

Truly an awful, awful movie.

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This film is a comedy ....i guess .... it has the basic elements of a comedy ..like ... a bigfoot , that actually doesnt look terrible .... his mouth never moves BUT the suit actually looks really good over all ... however ... its a comedy ..... i think ? .... i mean its funny-ish at times ...kind of .... like when the guy gets shot in the butt ...but its almost like college kid humor at best ... like .... maybe they sat around drinking , smoking and writting this out just kind of saying "bro bro bro ... what if .... what if say .... there were like titties ....and then ...bigfoot jumps out and they all have to run ...and titties are just like bouncing EVERYWHERE !!!!!!" ....at least once that got said during the writting process i bet anything

ive seen TONS of indie comedies that have that certain magic that just clicks and makes a film work, .... even if the FX are garbage ( its not in this one at all) or even if the acting is trash ( and it is REALLY bad in this one lol) ....but with that magical piece it makes EVERYTHING just ...... well magical you know ..... sadly THIS one is lacking that it seems ....

i mean here we have boobies throughout the film, not sure IF they thought it was NEEDED to compensate for knowing it just didnt have the "oomph" to get over the comedy hill on its own OR if they just love boobies ....and heck who doesnt .....so no complaining here ....they have a solid bigfoot ....and a decent story thats easy to follow , but relying on low brow "poop" humor to fill in the comedy genre requirements seems lazy to me .....

it just seems like this was trying to be funny but maybe was written by someone too high to actually be funny .... you know when THEY think its funny what they are saying but its really just ...... not .... at all ... and everyone around then sits there like "yup, you sure are cool jimmy, ....who invited him again?" ....

despite my review sounding so angry lol,.... i didnt HATE this film i just feel it was a missed opportunity having such a good outfit for bigfoot and not really using it in a solid flick was almost a crime against bigfoots ....though bigfoots face is eerily similar to the troll from troll ... just saying ..... but i mean the biigfoot here i almost thought was going to be some sort of party animal local legend and be the center of the party shizz etc in the film by just the first few scenes ....making it a different kind of bigfoot film BUT in the end is settles into a pretty standard bigfoot film ....people hunting the legend .........

so .. not really funny ... not original .... just kind of filler ......... sorry guys but ....

2/10.

Another film about Bigfoot with an amount of people wanting to find Bigfoot for a reward. Of course given these characters, there's an attempt at a plot. It features three young women in bikini's on the cover (this cover is the one featured on Tubi. Noticed there is another cover in animation design) for mass views but they aren't the leads and are very briefly in the first half. For some reason their story simply goes away without notice.

With a film as this, people are expecting nudity and there are brief scenes of skin, including one in the opening with two women topless in the lake. Another brief explicit scene later on with two of the young women camping in the tent then another with three of them in the lake where they spot Bigfoot and inevitably run away scared. A rather brief and unnecessary flashback scene with one of the store workers tanning.

Starring two news reporter of two different tabloid magazine's on their search for Bigfoot. Featuring also a father and son, a boyfriend/ girlfriend and three older redneck men.

The main problem is the acting. Many of the actors don't have experience and this was their first role. The lack of emotion, expressions and mannerisms are noticeable. Very noticeable is a scene where the father hunter accidentally shoots one person in the lower back simply because he was covering wearing a large brown coat. Very awkward and cringe acting.

Overall they made Bigfoot out to be comical and desperate for women. Scenes which should have came off as funny simply misfired.

Honestly. Please give this movie a chance. If you are looking for some action, thriller, drama, or any acting, then this movie is not for you.

If however, you enjoy just having an originap movie, with sexy wackiness, and not have to use your brain, then this is brilliant. I actually really enjoyed watching it.