Venom

Best part of the movie is the Mojave Desert scenery. Mojave is timeless... and may she always remain that way. Ten stars for the Mojave. Two stars for the movie.

This is the stupidest movie I have ever seen. The "deadly" snakes in this movie consist of non-venomous king snakes and corn snakes. Harmless. Corn snakes do not even live in the desert. Either the people who made this movie are retarded or their budget was to afford snakes that are not family pets. Also, when the snakes are in the scene, a rattling sound plays. These snakes are not rattle snakes. Maybe it would have been more believable if they used rattlers and if the lady didn't walk through the desert for 10 hours with nothing more than a few dizzy spells caused by the deadly little king snake. The plot made no sense. The girl had an Ipod and could research snake bites but not send an email for help?

This is a truly terrible film, one that deserves an "Oscar", as much as obama deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.....

Don't Waste Your Time.....

If I could have given it a zero star rating, or one in the negative zero range, in order to warn a prospective viewer, to seek another form of entertainment, I would have done so.....

Honestly, laughably bad. The Plot isn't terrible. The dessert actually does have some nice scenery. I also admire the flashback to Helen's night out. Which leavs us with a drunk character for the whole entire movie. Which, without a doubt is Hillarious atleast in my mind.

The producers of the movie must of been drunk themselves. I mean who throws there phone in the middle of oh yes NOWHERE. So they can't call for help, they can't shout because no-one will here them. I mean the start of the movie is also Hillariously bad too, he gets shot and acts like nothings the matter. Okay then, having a gunshot in your body is definitely normal. I'll just casually stroll away when I get shot, it's just very unrealistic. It would never happen.

The Screenwriter hasn't done a great job either though, atleast in my opinion. The writer was also drunk I think. I Don't know the relationship between the mother and daughter, and they act as if they don't know each other. For the majority of the movie her daughter is calling her by her first name, repeatedly. It all feels unnatural. And the relationship isn't great between them. It's like they bearly no each other, and they have zero chemistry. I think a brick wall would give us more chemistry to be honest. But considering the dialogue wasn't great for the most part, I think the performances weren't too bad, considering.

The movie is really lacking that spark. The music just isn't it, most of the film has the same exact music. And it gets to the point of repetition, and in this case not in a good way. The movie is flat. The whole storyline is Helen getting some time away from the father of the daughter. And because she killed a snake, a snake in utter rage tries to catch up with them. Some evil terrorists that lack any knowledge and do the dumbest things. And that's pretty much it.

I'd recommend this if your with your friends, to have a laugh. You'll get a few chuckles. But if you want to keep your brain cells in tact I'd advise you to avoid this movie at all cost. The Movie is free, and even I'm regretting watching it. I need my time back. All in all not great. Time for the verdict.

Verdict,

2/10 Some noticeable good stuff, but overall really poor. Don't waste your time.

Being perfectly honest I didn't get beyond twenty minutes as by then at least a dozen completely nonsensical events had occurred. It is just insulting to the audience.

How on earth did they get the money to make this?

Apart from that dumb story, the acting was patchy, but the soundtrack was ok.

Do not waste any time on this.