Not Another Church Movie

I am BEGGING YOU to not sleep on what I'm about to say... DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SEEING THIS MOVIE! Don't waste the gas or electricity to drive to the theater! Don't waste the movie that's included with your frequent moviegoer membership. Don't waste the time it will rob you in your life to stream it. JUST DON'T! It's poorly written, poorly acted (I'm not sure WTF Jamie Foxx was thinking when he signed the deal memo because this is NOTHING that an Academy Award winning actor should have their name attached to), the production level is cheap, and on top of that, IT'S NOT FUNNY! I literally sat through all but the last 5 minutes and NEVER LAUGHED, SNICKERED, OR CHUCKLED. NOT ONCE! Since I was the sole viewer, I have no comparison but I submit the only review on IMBb (accurate). Left early because I refused to waste another moment on this embarrassing disaster PLUS after investing an hour and 25 minutes of my precious life in this POS disguised as cinema, I didn't GAF how it ended. Do you BUT remember that I tried to warn your hardheaded asses! (This review is funnier than the entire movie!) If there is a got, there won't be another movie of ANY kind from this writer/director!

There was nonstoryline & the acrots wasted their time. The move is completely rushed. For someone who is trying ti dig at Tyler Perry, the movie was terrible. Who is rich like that who can make a movie about this BS?! Like make it make sense.

What a nerve to have Jamie Foxx (like did you do someone a favor to do this?), Tisha Campbell (now you know better!), & Mickey Rourke?? In this rushed and corny satire. I would rather be tortured with a toothbrush.

I honest think it was just terrible & when you have attention issues like this is it! This could have very well have been kept in the chamber.

Humour is subjective, yes, but this movie was so unfunny that I couldn't be bothered to sit trough all of it. I stopped watching around the 30 minute mark during some kind of picnic scene, after a guy caught on fire and more terrible jokes. I watched this because I felt in the mood for spoof/comedy movies, and Not Another Church Movie killed it. I do not know what is going on in the background, apparently this parody was made to spite another director because he had fired a writer for not being funny enough. If said writer is behind this movie, I'm siding with the director that didn't find him funny. I recognized the character that played God and I have to wonder why would he sign up for this, he's a really famous person that was in Spider-Man movies, has he fallen off?

I just don't know what to say. It's just.....so bad! Some of the actors sounded like they were reading. I definitely understood what it was SUPPOSED to be, but, it wasn't giving at all. I went to sleep the first night I tried to watch, and struggled through, the next. When it came out, and it was for rent, something told me to just wait.... I'm glad I did. I tried my best to support, and if you are looking for something to just pass the time while you clean, or, for some background noise, this is the movie for you. I hope everyone who participated, were paid well, because i literally watched this movie with a straight face.

This is a 0 rating.

I've seen better movies on Tubi - no shade! There is no way that this "spoof" should have made it through a review process to even be on the big screen. Bad acting even from known vet actors/actresses. Flat punchlines! This movie could have clearly been on YouTube or not released at all. My family and I decided to leave after about 30 ish minutes. Literally nothing funny. We headed straight to customer service for a refund and was provided free passes on the next visit. I take accountability because I should have watched the trailers and read reviews because this was a major FLOP. Whoever created the movie must like to waste money.