Not Another Church Movie

I am BEGGING YOU to not sleep on what I'm about to say... DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SEEING THIS MOVIE! Don't waste the gas or electricity to drive to the theater! Don't waste the movie that's included with your frequent moviegoer membership. Don't waste the time it will rob you in your life to stream it. JUST DON'T! It's poorly written, poorly acted (I'm not sure WTF Jamie Foxx was thinking when he signed the deal memo because this is NOTHING that an Academy Award winning actor should have their name attached to), the production level is cheap, and on top of that, IT'S NOT FUNNY! I literally sat through all but the last 5 minutes and NEVER LAUGHED, SNICKERED, OR CHUCKLED. NOT ONCE! Since I was the sole viewer, I have no comparison but I submit the only review on IMBb (accurate). Left early because I refused to waste another moment on this embarrassing disaster PLUS after investing an hour and 25 minutes of my precious life in this POS disguised as cinema, I didn't GAF how it ended. Do you BUT remember that I tried to warn your hardheaded asses! (This review is funnier than the entire movie!) If there is a got, there won't be another movie of ANY kind from this writer/director!

I've seen Founder's Day. I've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. I've seen Mea Culpa. I've even seen Thankskilling 3. All of those movies are masterpieces of cinema compared to the incoherent train wreck that is Not Another Church Movie. This movie is chock full of atrocious direction, editing, and writing in this 90 minute dumpster fire with nary a laugh to be had. Jamie Foxx clearly shot his scenes in a day, Mickey Rourke shot his horribly rendered green screen scenes in probably an hour, and everyone else in the movie just downright stinks. 45 minutes in, I literally had no idea what was going on with the characters and plot lines. It's just a series of random scenes, non-sequiters, and general nonsense. Even the worst Tyler Perry movie is better than this dreck. Hands down, the worst movie of the decade so far, and it's not even close. I have no idea how this made it to cinemas.

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen on every level. I can honestly say I didn't expect much but some classic laughs you get from low budget spoof movies but didn't even get that. I don't know who to blame, writers, producers, or director.

It's like they all held hands and agreed it was a good idea to jump off a cliff together.

It was a train wreck. I'm sad I'll never get my time back.

The writing was just terrible. I'd say a child wrote it but it would have been better.

And Jaimie must have owed someone a favor, cause damn! Now mickey on the other hand, no surprise there.

Please for the love of Jaimie Fox save your time and money.

There was nonstoryline & the acrots wasted their time. The move is completely rushed. For someone who is trying ti dig at Tyler Perry, the movie was terrible. Who is rich like that who can make a movie about this BS?! Like make it make sense.

What a nerve to have Jamie Foxx (like did you do someone a favor to do this?), Tisha Campbell (now you know better!), & Mickey Rourke?? In this rushed and corny satire. I would rather be tortured with a toothbrush.

I honest think it was just terrible & when you have attention issues like this is it! This could have very well have been kept in the chamber.

This was a horrible parody movie. The storyline was boring and not funny at all. I wish I could get a refund. I was also not comfortable how God was portrayed. He was using profanity. Very surprised Jamie Foxx would take a role like this but he is an actor. Please do not waste your money or time on this one. I didn't watch the previews or check the reviews prior to going out and watching this horrible movie. It could have been a straight to DVD movie to be totally honest. I think it was a disgrace to Tyler Perry as well. All of his movie haven't been the greatest either but trust me, his worse movie was 20 times better than this one.