Deadly Detour

I have to admit I've seen some car crashes of movies in my time; this is one hell of a motorway pileup... There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this movie at all. If you insist on watching it still, then just for the gore - there's plenty of it - and don't get me wrong, I'm a gore fan, but it is just so poorly executed. Think of this more as a guide of how not to make a film.

I purchased this film for my best friend for Christmas on play for 6.99, as we love cheesy scary movies. However, this film is a lie. Everything about it is terrible. The box has an actual goatman on it, whereas in the film, the villain looks like the beast man from The Goonies. Not to mention the title of the film isn't actually The Goatman Murders, but in fact Deadly Detour. We were conned.

The sex scenes are terrible, the actors are woeful - the only one believable as an actor is the fat guy. Mike O'Mahony has an awful lot to answer for, he has ruined film in less than 90 minutes, Hitchcock must be rolling in his grave.

Falsely advertised piece of dirt. Avoid at all costs or you will lose all faith in film making as a whole.

This movie is nothing more than a "Home Made" movie produced with a generic camera and very amateur effects. This film is an insult to the Horror genre. I made the mistake of walking into my local ASDA (Wal Mart for you Americans) and looking at the cover thinking it could have potential. Big mistake. I feel violated. Please people, DO NOT view this movie, you have better things to do. This piece of trash lacks any story, acting and meaning. I have had more enjoyable experiences like jumping into a bunch of nettles with no clothes on than the experience of watching this rubbish. One thing is for sure, the local dump it site will be having a great time incinerating this rubbish.

I honestly have no words to describe how unbelievably terrible and wasteful the last 75 minutes of my life have been watching this. I got it for £5 and thought it would be a funny film to watch and didn't have high expectations going into to it, If you see it for cheap and think 'it will be worth a laugh' you're wrong just save yourself the money and go buy a packet of cigarettes it will be better for your health. Not to mention the ridiculous sound and deaths in the film just the entire atmosphere within the film itself was on par with with what you leave in the toilet after your first cup of coffee in the morning. I believe on the box it states 'Gore fans will love this' you won't, you will hate it with every fibre of your being and wish you spent the last hour and 15 minutes of your life eating glass, it truly is terrible, 1/10 is generous. Do not buy !

i wouldn't even rate this movie 1/10 its that bad, unfortunately i have to rate it 1/10 on here but seriously its an easy 0/10 from me, only movies that are as bad as this are, Hellinger, Legend Of Harrow Woods, Dead Matter & Nazi Zombies.

i am a serious horror fan and movie reviewer however i really cant be bothered to write a serious review for this as it was offensive nonsense.

if you bother to really watch it then good luck.

but don't say i didn't warn you.

0/10