Bad Kids Go to Hell

A movie that needed more skin, more sweat, more blood, more intense scenes, more gore, more physical awesomeness, but and but, forgets what it is about, have the writers mess with cast and even forget the basic stuff about their script and just have the director mindlessly film.

The acting is quite cheesy good, the cast do what they are told to do and even more , just the plots are messy and campy, but nevermind, I've enjoyed it as a 3-4 movie and it was OK.

• Screenplay/storyline/plots: 2
• Production value/impact: 4
• Development: 6.5
• Realism: 4.5
• Entertainment: 4.5
• Acting: 5
• Filming/photography/cinematography: 6
• VFX: 6.5
• Music/score/sound: 5
• Depth: 2
• Logic: 1.5
• Flow: 4.5
• Dark comedy/horror/mystery/drama/thriller: 4
• Ending: 2.

It's Saturday at the elite private school Crestview Academy. Six students are serving detention. The school is rumored to be haunted and the kids are locked in the library. Eight hours later, it's a scene of utter carnage as the SWAT team breaks in.

The 'kids' are old twenty-somethings. The girls are dressed like soft porn actresses and one actually does a striptease. At least, it's trying something. I wouldn't say it's successful. I don't know how the Rorschach test would work on the kids. There is an unreality that works against the story. It's not quite funny enough to be fun. I get what it's trying to do. It would be nice to actually care about a protagonist or laugh at a joke or enjoy a reference. This fails to do that but I do like the attempt.

Such an homage to the breakfast club and its great that Judd Nelson plays the principal. The acting is great you can't help but hate the kids. I really could not stand Amanda Alch's and Marc Donato's character by the end which is great acting on his part. I felt bad for Ali Faulkner's and Cameron Stewart's characters. It reminded me about high school and the school I teach at specifically some of the teachers I have to work with. It is always about cliques. Overall it is a great movie, I would have recommended seeing it. The acting from the young stars is fantastic, and all have a bright future. Adding Judd Nelson to the cast is sheer irony and added to the movie. I can't wait until it is wide release.

The good things about this movie:

-some of the shots were very stylized which results in some moments worthy of screen shots. -It had some funny moments, and the acting wasn't half bad. -It did at times remind me of other films in that satirical way, which was amusing.

The bad parts:

-The explanation of how the events went down doesn't make sense and felt forced as if the writer had ideas for how the story would go, but couldn't really make it fit together in a realistic or intelligent way. -The ending half haphazardly tries to put all the ducks in a row, and didn't match the pace of the rest of the film. -The ghost scares were completely ridiculous in a 70s cartoony sorta way, that once again felt out of nowhere in how absurd they were. -There were poorly done CGI cockroaches all through out the film, which are never explained, which could have helped explain some of the unbelievable moments if they were.

I'd typically give a film like this a 5/10, but since I spent so much time analyzing it, I feel like I should give it a 6. But then again, a 6 means I can recommended it to at least some people for a one time watch, and I'm unsure if I could go that far since it's such a sloppy teen film. I guess I recommend it to people who don't require a cohesive storyline.

Just don't expect anything of value besides something to argue over with your easily amused friends who loved it. And some tits... don't forgot stereotypical straight male horror fans, there are tits. I know you don't think it's a good horror film without some girl degrading herself for your amusement. I suggest porn, but hey, the film industry keeps giving you guys what you want. Hope you're happy, because even as someone who is attracted to women, I don't require "whores to be punished" in all my horror film favorites, as films like Cabin in The Woods satires.

I have also posted an explanation of the ending for people who couldn't follow the jumbled wrap up, in the forum thread "Ending Spoilers Wanted." I try to explain it as best I can, but in the end, much is left for the audience to try to figure-out/argue-over until it's sequel is released. And who knows if that will give a decent explanation for what happened or if it will just make it even more absurd.

Watched this the other night and played a fun game while doing it. It's called " find all the Breakfast club references". First one is free and that's Judd Nelson. This is not a horror movie to scare you but it is funny...the incredible bad luck of the one kid is hilarious and sad! The athlete's death is rather funny. A good portion of the movie, mainly the characters' personality quirks, and the motivation behind it all are predictable..after about 15 minutes I was already calling out keys points to the plot. It was that obvious. But overall the movie is fun.I wouldn't watch it again but wasn't unhappy that I saw it once either. Last five minutes are interesting.