Die in a Gunfight

Looks to be a modern take on Romeo and Juliet? With a typical "hello fellow teens" cool guy main character that is essentially what a 15 year old would imagine a 27 year old bad boy to be. He smokes cigarettes and gets his ass beat for fun woah bro he doesn't even give a crap! Ok... Every time I thought a scene would actually flip into an action sequence with some actual fighting, guns, etc, It didn't. It was pretty much just a corny edgy drama the first 45 minutes or so with an unoriginal story.

Diego Boneta gives the worst performance in a film in many a long year.

Kind of one of those movies you start watching, and very soon start wishing you didn't start watching but just hang in there right till the end anyways. Sort of like 90 minutes of your life gone and you'll never get back.

The guy and the girl probably both came from rich families in real life and just did whatever their rich parents wanted them to do so this acting performance is a chance for them to finally be rebellious.

My friends and I were discussing how the actor that played Goku in the Dragonball Z movie never appeared again in another movie, and low and behold the smart TV suggests I watch this movie that just so happens to have the guy that sort of made the e Dragonball Z movie super blah!

The director appears to think he's bringing some rugged Guy Ritchie style to this, but it fell way short of that with appear to try to be that. I didn't bother pausing this movie at all to go on my phone and text people back or go on social media. I got the full drift though!

Who was this for? I'm guessing 14-year-olds that have seen Tarantino shirts at Hot Topic and love the aesthetic pages on Instagram that have pictures of Heath Ledger. I didn't think this was going to be "Snatch" or "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang", but I'm drinking in a hotel by myself on a work trip and was hoping it would be fun at least. I started fast-forwarding halfway though. There are no jokes, no gunfights, no interesting characters. I watched two rom-coms last night and cried about an ex. I love that stuff. This was about two rich kids that never owned cell phones (i guess) who get back together after not wanting to split up in the first place. So what was the grand act of love that brought them back together? What was the journey they had to go on? What life and death stakes were they willing to brave for each other? Let me tell you...it was just being back in the same room together after a couple of years at college apart.

Within the first 10 minutes, this movie establishes a few things: The main character is unbearably and pointlessly annoying. The narrator sounds like your stoner friend in college. Every character in the film, no matter how irrelevant, needs to be introduced with a Guy Ritchie rip-off freeze frame. The sound editing is laughably amateur. The script is so full of cringe it hurts. The only thing impressive about this film is how badly it fails after trying so hard. I'm sure a large portion of viewers watched because of Alexandra Daddario, but even if you're her biggest fan, this is one performance you'll want to skip.