- Philippe: My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.
- Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
- Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
- Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind
- Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.
- [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]
- Philippe: I look like my grandpa.
- Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
- Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.
- Driss: That's not funny, no?
- Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?
- [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]
- [Orchestra plays next symphony]
- Driss: Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.
- [mockingly]
- Driss: You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.
- Driss: I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.
- Driss: [after listening to classical music] We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.
- [plays Earth Wind & Fire]
- Driss: It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.
- Driss: What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.
- Driss: Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.
- [Philippe chuckles]
- Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
- Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.
- [Both laugh]
- Driss: Both of them?
- [They laugh even harder]
- [Orchestra plays next symphony]
- Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?
- Philippe: [resisting to laugh] Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.
- Philippe: [teasing] What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.
- Driss: Easy on the sass, alright.
- [Philippe laughs]
- [while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]
- Philippe: A quick cut would settle it.
- Driss: You're in great shape. I love it.
- Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?
- Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.
- Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.
- [repeated line]
- Driss: She got the hots for me.
- Driss: How about a hooker file?
- [He smiles. Philippe looks unimpressed]
- Driss: [in hysterics at the opera] It's a tree! It's a singing tree! Ha ha ha ha! It's German! He's singing in German!
- Driss: You can't buy this crap! It's not possible.
- Philippe: It's possibe.
- Driss: The guy wants 30 rand for a nosebleed!
- Philippe: Tell me, Driss, why are people interested in art?
- Driss: It's all business , I guess.
- Philippe: No. It's the trace of our passage on this earth.
- [first lines]
- Driss: [while driving] Outta the way.
- [repeated line]
- Elisa: Leave me alone.
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