C'est comme Sharknado, mais avec des chats.C'est comme Sharknado, mais avec des chats.C'est comme Sharknado, mais avec des chats.
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First of all, this is an anthology. Making this an anthology was a wise decision, as no segment would ever manage to stand on its own; what is a bit sad is that no segment can even carry a 10-minute slot.
This movie has to be seen in light of its $100,000 budget. While this certainly doesn't buy advanced CGI effects, such things aren't needed. Paranormal Activity had a budget of $15,000; The Blair Witch Project $60,000; El Mariachi $7,000. The problem isn't the budget; the problem is the movie lacks heart. Some stories have concepts that could have been entertaining, but the scripts are barely coherent. Apart from the woman in the very first scene managing to keep a straight face when describing what a "catnado" is, the acting is atrocious at best.
To pull off a micro-budget movie, you need a plan. You need to love your pet project, have fun with it, and be creative! This movie, however, was made with absolutely no effort, no plan, no vision, and no love. It's sad, but this movie should have been aborted at conception.
This movie has to be seen in light of its $100,000 budget. While this certainly doesn't buy advanced CGI effects, such things aren't needed. Paranormal Activity had a budget of $15,000; The Blair Witch Project $60,000; El Mariachi $7,000. The problem isn't the budget; the problem is the movie lacks heart. Some stories have concepts that could have been entertaining, but the scripts are barely coherent. Apart from the woman in the very first scene managing to keep a straight face when describing what a "catnado" is, the acting is atrocious at best.
To pull off a micro-budget movie, you need a plan. You need to love your pet project, have fun with it, and be creative! This movie, however, was made with absolutely no effort, no plan, no vision, and no love. It's sad, but this movie should have been aborted at conception.
For a movie titled "Catnado", there's a definite shortage of cats - and an abundance of cats really is the only thing that could have redeemed this litterbox full of turds.
The 90+ minute film is broken up into 6 or 7 stories, but even so, it still manages to be insufferably boring and about 90 minutes too long.
Yes, it's a spoof and is meant to be ridiculous, but spoofs are also supposed to make fun - and therefore be funny - not bore you to death.
While some movies are so bad (whether intentionally or not) that they become amusing, this isn't one of them; It's just plain bad. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
The 90+ minute film is broken up into 6 or 7 stories, but even so, it still manages to be insufferably boring and about 90 minutes too long.
Yes, it's a spoof and is meant to be ridiculous, but spoofs are also supposed to make fun - and therefore be funny - not bore you to death.
While some movies are so bad (whether intentionally or not) that they become amusing, this isn't one of them; It's just plain bad. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Ever since i saw this movie ive been having nightmares, i wake up in a cold sweat screaming and run to the window to check for catnados. Ive heard stories of this happening in the past, cats being spotted in tornados and tearing up any who cross their path. I had a girlfriend who ghosted me suddenly, im certain a catnado got to her. A few days later she was out with another man but its not her, no one believes me but i have evidence to believe shes possessed by a cat whos intent on hurting me. She acts normal with everything except she doesnt love me now, and that has to be the work of the devil, those cats...
Ever since ive started uncovering the truth about the 'nados everyone has started to leave me, they call me crazy they say ive lost it out of grief. But they dont understand that i know theyre just influenced by the sly tongue of the cats. Im so scarwd for them i want them to live and be saved like me. How can i help them ?
Ever since ive started uncovering the truth about the 'nados everyone has started to leave me, they call me crazy they say ive lost it out of grief. But they dont understand that i know theyre just influenced by the sly tongue of the cats. Im so scarwd for them i want them to live and be saved like me. How can i help them ?
Oh, come on. That one ten star.... not even a mother could love this abomination! Seriously. The missus will watch the STUPIDEST movies... she once enjoyed a movie where ghost sharks appeared out of puddles and office water coolers. Even SHE hated this. We watched MAYBE fifteen minutes of it before even SHE was ready to turn this crap off. I mean... I honestly do not even have 500 characters to express just how much we absolutely HATED this complete waste of digital film. And do you realize just how bad something has to be to claim that it is a waste of DIGITAL BYTES!? Oh good Lord.. STILL 25 characters left!? For the love of all that is Holy... DO NOT WATCH THIS! You have been warned!
This movie is the number one, most emotional, and truly stunning piece of media in cinema history. I think everybody deserves the chance to witness this beautifully crafted artwork of a film. From the bottom of my heart, thank you WildEye Studios for this masterpiece.
Honestly, I can't stop thinking about this film... the deaths, the cats, the heartbreak. It all so much for one to handle. But it takes a lot not to cry at such amazingly built scenes, realistic CGI, and epic acting. One of my top three movies. Right above Birdemic and Velocipastor.
I truly wish I could have seen this in cinemas. And I hope that one day, there will be a sequel, it would make all my dreams come true if me and all the loyal fans of this movie if we could just see more! Catnado is such a creative work and the different plotlines make for an interesting story that it's impossible to be bored while watching.
Anybody that tells you different about this movie has clearly never witnessed pure artistic talent. This movie is perfect, it has such a dramatic and unique style. Truly a masterpiece.
I love this movie.
-Sincerely, Catnado's Number One Fan.
Honestly, I can't stop thinking about this film... the deaths, the cats, the heartbreak. It all so much for one to handle. But it takes a lot not to cry at such amazingly built scenes, realistic CGI, and epic acting. One of my top three movies. Right above Birdemic and Velocipastor.
I truly wish I could have seen this in cinemas. And I hope that one day, there will be a sequel, it would make all my dreams come true if me and all the loyal fans of this movie if we could just see more! Catnado is such a creative work and the different plotlines make for an interesting story that it's impossible to be bored while watching.
Anybody that tells you different about this movie has clearly never witnessed pure artistic talent. This movie is perfect, it has such a dramatic and unique style. Truly a masterpiece.
I love this movie.
-Sincerely, Catnado's Number One Fan.
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- GaffesIn the end credits, the "Special thanks and acknowledgements" section is misspelled as "aknowledgements".
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Détails
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- Budget
- 100 000 $US (estimé)
- Durée
- 1h 28min(88 min)
- Couleur
- Rapport de forme
- 1.78 : 1
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