- James Newmans: I think the biggest change we go through is discovering the difference between acting like a man and being a man.
- Dr. Lawson: I'm sorry the process is so troubling, but because it's been delayed for 15 years, it's actually not surprising that your puberty experience is happening at an accelerated speed. It's actually quite fascinating.
- Peter Newmans: Can you just give me a pill that'll make me a normal kind of human being going through puberty? That's all I need from you. That's why I'm here.
- Dr. Lawson: If I could create a pill that cured puberty, I could buy France.
- Peter Newmans: How could you possibly relate to me?
- James Newmans: Hey, don't talk to your mother like that.
- Peter Newmans: You don't get it! You'll never get it! You're like from another planet or something! I hate you! I wish I was never even born!
- [stomps off to his room]
- James Newmans: [wistfully] I've been waiting 15 years for him to do that.
- [first lines]
- Attractive Woman: [in therapy session] I know you have a lot of girls talking to you. Why don't we go back to my place? I wanna explore every inch of your body. Will you just fuck me?
- Peter Newmans: You're suffering from OSD, which is obsessive sexual desires. So I'd like for you to read my book. This book will show you how to rechannel those negative sexual impulses. Example: Instead of copulation, try communication.