Rob Lowe/Jane Krakowski/Hilary Hahn

Conan O'Brien: [during the monologue] My future is pretty uncertain right now, and this is absolutely true, I'm not making this up: I received a letter from the adult film company Pink Visual offering me, this is true, offering me a role in one of their porno movies.

[audience cheers]

Conan O'Brien: That's true. That's absolutely true, yeah. It's great, yeah. I looked, yeah. In the movie, I'm having sex with a beautiful woman, and just as we're about to climax, I get replaced by Jay Leno.