Guybrush Threepwood: Your honor, I'd like to call Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate, to the stand!
Bailiif Killick Hardtack: [Calling out] Guybrush Threepwood!
Guybrush Threepwood: I'm right here.
Bailiif Killick Hardtack: Oh, right.
[Offers a book for Guybrush to put his hand on]
Bailiif Killick Hardtack: Do you swear on Blackbeard's log to tell the truth to the best of your ability as a grog-swilling, back-stabbing pirate?
Guybrush Threepwood: Oooh, what's this log made of, calf leather? You just can't find craftsmanship like this these days.
Bailiif Killick Hardtack: Ahem.
Guybrush Threepwood: Oh... I do!
[Playing as counsellor]
Guybrush Threepwood: Captain Sheepgood...
[playing as defendant]
Guybrush Threepwood: Threepwood.
[counsellor]
Guybrush Threepwood: Ah, yes, Shreveport.
[defendant]
Guybrush Threepwood: *Threepwood*.
[counsellor]
Guybrush Threepwood: Greensleeves.
[as defendant, angrily]
Guybrush Threepwood: Threepwood!
[defendant]
Guybrush Threepwood: Treebeard?
[defendant, annoyed]
Guybrush Threepwood: Threeeeeep -
[counsellor]
Guybrush Threepwood: Sleeeeee -
[defendant]
Guybrush Threepwood: Woooooood!
[counsellor]
Guybrush Threepwood: Staaaaaaaaack...
Stan: Objection! Defense is stalling!
Judge Wallace P. Grindstump: THE DEFENSE WILL GET ON WITH IT OR THE COURT WILL ORDER HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO "CAPTAIN GUTS FOR GARTERS!" ARRRRRRRRR!
